전체뉴스 51851-51860 / 52,097건
[해외유머] '위기타개 <하>'
"Why, they''re quite hot!" said the farmer as he took the sovereign up. "Of course," was the reply. "What else could you expect? They are only just out of the mold. We are coining them as fast as we can." "Coining them!" exclaimed the simple farmer. ...
한국경제 | 1996.12.10 00:00
[해외유머] '위기타개 <상>'
... out their money, Things were rapidly going from bad to worse, when the bank manager, in fit of desperation, suddenly thought up an expedient. By his directions a clerk, having heated some sovereigns in a frying pan, paid them over the counter to an anxious applicant. ...
한국경제 | 1996.12.09 00:00
While walking up a street, Mike was hit on the head by a used condom throwm out of a second-story window. He stormed into the house and demanded to know who was in the room above. "My daughter," said the owner of the house. "Is she alone?" asked Mike. ...
한국경제 | 1996.12.07 00:00
[해외유머] '악필 <하>'
The acquaintance''s comment suggested a piece of fun. The two men took the paper to a druggist and asked him to make it up. Without a moment''s hesitation the druggist took down a number of bottles, poured out some of the contents and put into a bottle. ...
한국경제 | 1996.12.03 00:00
[해외유머] '농아학교 파티'
... dumb took a visting friend to a party at the hospital. "How do I ask a deaf and dumb girl to dance?" the guest asked. "Just go up to the inmate, bow, smile, and start to dance." The guest picked out a pretty girl and, without saying a word, away they danced. ...
한국경제 | 1996.11.26 00:00
One day Mary fell in with a thumbnail-hitting carpenter who had put up a wooden shelf in her house. "I say!" she said. "Do you remember the shelf you put in my house the other day?" Yes," the would-be carpenter replied. "What''s about it?" "Well, ...
한국경제 | 1996.11.25 00:00
Knowing that the teacher would be gone ten minutes, one of the prankish youngsters hurried up to the blackboard and sketched a remarkably clever caricature of the teacher. When the latter came back into the room and noticed the drawing, he boomed angrily: ...
한국경제 | 1996.11.23 00:00
[해외유머] '익살 교신'
... it. The friend was glad to pay the postage because he thought the content of the package would be more than enough to make it up. But to his disappointment, he found in it nothing more than a large stone and a note, which read: "When I learned you are doing ...
한국경제 | 1996.11.22 00:00
[중소기업 Q&A] 부서/품목/오더별 채산성 파악법은
... 생존원가=원자재비+가공비 (외주비)+제조경비+일반관리비로 구분하여 공정별책임을 항목별로 나누고, 각 항목별로 고정비와 변동비로 나누어서 개선의 초점을 구체화시킵니다. 이때 중요한 것은 표준가격과 수주가격(변동)의 차이만큼 분배비율을 UP, Down시켜야 합니다. 추진순서는 1단계로 데이터를 수작업으로 3~6개월 평가분석하여 검증한 후 6개월후부터 부서장 중심으로 채산성 관리를 시작합니다. 부가가치 산출의 집계는 정문통과(매입/매출)기준으로 하여 재고(창고 ...
한국경제 | 1996.11.19 00:00
[제1회 중소기업 기술박람회] 이전대상 기술과제 목록 <1>
... 방부처리법 기능성 사이즈제 제조기술 지류완충포장재 폐목재를 이용한 도료용 수지합성 제조기술 보급형 종이분석용 화상해석 장치 유수분리기 세리사이트(Sericite)질 도석의 정제기술 납석폐기물 활용기술 사각형 Pup-up 방식의 대인용및 대물용 물티슈 Line의 국산화및 전자동화 TFT LCD AGING 검사장비 WAFER PROBER 개발 무공해 미생물 농약원료 대량 생산기술 식물세포배양기 공정개발 원형유동상 MEDIA를 이용한 고농도 유기성 ...
한국경제 | 1996.11.13 00:00