전체뉴스 1081-1090 / 1,110건

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  • [해외유머] '화초와의 대화'

    ... talk to the plants?" "No, I didn''t," he replied. "I read the paper out loud in the morning and evening, and if they wanted to listen it was up to them." ----------------------------------------------------------------------- go out of town : 출타하다 in charge ...

    한국경제 | 1998.05.13 00:00

  • [해외유머] '미국식 재판'

    The jury is the group of people who have been chosen from the general public to listen to the facts about a crime and to decide whether the person accused is guilty or not. Since they are laymen, it usually takes a great deal of explanation to familiarize ...

    한국경제 | 1998.05.12 00:00

  • [해외유머] '소녀의 기도'

    Mrs. Baker listened to her little daughter''s prayers and then said, "You prayed God to bless Mama, Papa, and Grandpa. Why didn''t you ask Him to bless Aunt Lilian also?" "Well," said the child, "I didn''t think it would be polite to ask so much ...

    한국경제 | 1998.02.13 00:00

  • [해외유머] '철인의 항변'

    When the philosopher Aristippus sought a hearing of Dionysius, he was ignored, whereupon he fell at the ruler''s feet, was listened to, and had his request granted. Following this incident Aristippus was chided for degrading philosophy by falling...

    한국경제 | 1998.02.05 00:00

  • [해외유머] '깁스한 남자'

    ... sleep." "I''d like a woman," he repeated. "Let''s be realistic," she said. "What could you do with a woman in your condition?" "Listen, lady," he replied, "I rang the bell, didn''t I?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- confront ...

    한국경제 | 1997.11.22 00:00

  • [해외유머] '정치적 궤변'

    "What about the tax?" a listener asked the political candidate who was speaking during his campaign. It was at that time a very sensitive question. But the candidate replied undaunted: "I know some people on this audience are for a high tax and o...

    한국경제 | 1997.11.13 00:00

  • [해외유머] '변태섹스'

    The composer was starving, so he leaped at the opportunity to score a porno movie. He worked feverishly for a couple weeks and banked a healthy check. One day he saw the title to the movie on the marquee of a theater, went in, and began to watch....

    한국경제 | 1997.10.21 00:00

  • [해외유머] '조크의 세계'

    Some reporters were at the Honolulu Press Club bar when the phone rang. The bartender announced it was long distance form New York City, and the caller would speak to anyone. One man took the phone, listened, then laughed uproariously and passed...

    한국경제 | 1997.10.10 00:00

  • [해외유머] '천당 길'

    ... showed him the way and the preacher thanked him, adding, "You seem to be a bright and courteous young man. How would you like to listen to my sermon this evening so that I may show you the way to heaven?" "You''re going to show me the way to heaven?" said the boy. "Why, ...

    한국경제 | 1997.09.08 00:00

  • [해외유머] '남과 여'

    ... I tried to kiss you?" Nancy : "I''d put up a fight." George : "And what would you do if I tried to make love to you?" Nancy : "Listen, how long do you think a girl can keep on fighting?" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ...

    한국경제 | 1997.08.27 00:00