전체뉴스 1101-1110 / 1,122건

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  • [해외유머] '천당 길'

    ... showed him the way and the preacher thanked him, adding, "You seem to be a bright and courteous young man. How would you like to listen to my sermon this evening so that I may show you the way to heaven?" "You''re going to show me the way to heaven?" said the boy. "Why, ...

    한국경제 | 1997.09.08 00:00

  • [해외유머] '남과 여'

    ... I tried to kiss you?" Nancy : "I''d put up a fight." George : "And what would you do if I tried to make love to you?" Nancy : "Listen, how long do you think a girl can keep on fighting?" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ...

    한국경제 | 1997.08.27 00:00

  • [해외유머] '두 정신과 의사'

    Two Psychiatrists met at their 20th university reunion. One was vibrant, while the other looked withered and worried. "So what''s your secret?" the older-looking psychiatrist asked the younger-looking one. "Listening to other people''s problems e...

    한국경제 | 1997.07.22 00:00

  • [해외유머] '부의 분배 <하>'

    The Scotch steel magnate listened for a few minutes and then asked his secretary to bring from the file a statement of Carnegie''s total wealth. The millionaire showed the statement to the journalist and did some quick figuring on the scratch pad...

    한국경제 | 1997.05.13 00:00

  • [해외유머] '고해성사 <중>'

    An hour later, the rabbi was listening when a parishioner came into the confessional and said, "Father, I have sinned. I have had sexual intercourse with a married intercourse with a married man four times. I am very sorry for this sin." The prie...

    한국경제 | 1997.04.24 00:00

  • [해외유머] '고해성사 <상>'

    ... protested that he had no idea what hearing confessions involved. But finally the priest persuaded him to come, telling him he could listen in on a few confessions to get the hang of it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- rabbi ...

    한국경제 | 1997.04.23 00:00

  • [신상품 신기술] 대교컴퓨터, 영어교육용 CD롬 선보여

    대교컴퓨터는 초등학교 고학년및 중학생들을 대상으로한 영어교육용 CD롬 타이틀 "김철호 영어 Listen & Speak!"를 선보였다. 이 제품은 영어를 처음 배우는 학생이나 영어듣기에 자신이 없는 수험생과 직장인이 수십년 강의경력을 가진 김철호선생의 독특한 영어 학습법으로 듣기와 발음을 손쉽게 학습토록 한다. 미 현지인의 발음과 학습자의 발음 파형을 시각적으로 비교해 볼수 있어 발음교정의 효과를 높이도록 했다. 자기진단 학습기능이 있어 ...

    한국경제 | 1997.03.06 00:00

  • [새음반] 이정식/장필순 'Collaboration' 등

    드미트리 흐보로스토프스키 "죽음의 노래와 춤" (폴리그램) =러시아 출신의 신예 피아니스트 드미트리 흐보로스토프스 러시아 출신의 신예 피아니스트 드미트리 흐보로스토프스키가 키로프오케스트라(지휘 발레리 게르기예프)와 협연한 러시아작곡가 음악모음. 음반제목 "죽음의 노래와 춤"은 수록곡인 무소르크스키음악 제목으로 장중하고 깊이있는 음반전체 분위기와 잘 맞는다. 림스키 코르사코프 "사드코" "불사신 카체이" "황제의 신부" 보로딘 "이...

    한국경제 | 1997.02.14 00:00

  • [해외유머] '멍청이들의 세계 <상>'

    A man who was stopping at a hotel was disturbed by the snoring of a friend of his sleeping in an adjoining room. Suddenly the snore ceased and the death-like stillness oppressed the listener. He tho-ught something had happened to his friend. He ...

    한국경제 | 1997.01.21 00:00

  • [해외유머] '약장수'

    The quack was seling an elixir which he declared would make men live to a great age. "Look at me," he shouted. "Hale and hearty, I''m over 300 years old." "Is he really as old as that?" asked a listener to the youthful assistant. "I can''t say,...

    한국경제 | 1996.11.30 00:00