[한국경제] 뉴스 1091-1100 / 1,170건
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[해외유머] '병원놀이'
... son should see a psychiatrist." The mother said, "What has my little Johnny done?" The principal replied, "He''s been playing doctor at recess." "Don''t most second graders play doctor?" "Yes," the principal replied. "But we''ve never seen one who specialized ...
한국경제 | 1997.11.14 00:00
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[해외유머] '젖먹이 시절'
... chlient during which he had taken her all the way back to her infancy, and now she was anxious to hear what had happened. "Oh'' doctor," she gushed, "when yo took me back to the time I was ten months old I''ll bet you were able to take some interesting notes!" "Are ...
한국경제 | 1997.10.30 00:00
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[해외유머] '아내의 불만'
The man came into the doctor''s office with several complaints. After an examination, the doctor called him and his wife into the office and said, "I think the problem here is fatige. Since you have a desk job and don''t get any exercise, I think you ...
한국경제 | 1997.10.16 00:00
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[해외유머] '의사와 사냥'
A doctor new to the gun adventured upon a day''s rabbit shooting. Chased by the ferrets, bunny was rather quick-moving target, and the doctor was not meeting with the success he anticipated. "Hang it all," he exclaimed impatiently to the game keeper ...
한국경제 | 1997.09.30 00:00
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[해외유머] '의학용어'
"If there is anything wrong with me," the patient told his doctor, "don''t frighten me by giving it a scientific name. Just tell me what''s wrong in plain English." "Well, to be frank," said the doctor after a check-up, "you''re just plain lazy." ...
한국경제 | 1997.09.19 00:00
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[해외유머] '아내의 소원'
Really worried, the man went to the doctor with his wife and said, "Doctor, my appendage is growing longer and longer. What should I do?" The doctor examined him and found it really long. "Well," said the doctor. "I see it''s quite long. I guess we''ll ...
한국경제 | 1997.09.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '한 백년'
A man who wanted to live to be 100 years of age called on his doctor. "You have to give up drinking, smoking and women," said the doctor to the patient in his sixties. "Will I live to be 100 then?" asked the man. "No," replied the doctor, "but it will ...
한국경제 | 1997.08.23 00:00
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[해외유머] '2차진단'
A fat woman went into a doctor''s office for an internal examination. When she undressed and lay back on the table, the medic said, "Before I can examine you, you must rush home and take a bath!" The woman dressed, and while walking to the elevator, ...
한국경제 | 1997.08.06 00:00
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[해외유머] '개미의 피크닉'
Doctor : You''ve simply got to have more diversion and relaxation." Patient : "But, doctor, I''m too busy." Doctor : "Nonsense! The ants are hard-working creatures, but they always have time to attend all the picnics." ===========================...
한국경제 | 1997.07.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '복수대상 리스트'
A woman bitten by a dog was advised by her doctor to write her last wishes as she might soon succhmb to hydrophobia. She spent so long with pencil and paper that the doctor asked whether it wasn''t getting to be a pretty lengthy will. "Will!" she snorted. ...
한국경제 | 1997.07.21 00:00