전체뉴스 1091-1100 / 1,173건
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[해외유머] '건강비결 <상>'
"You are in amazingly fine condition," said the doctor after making a thorough physical examination of an oldster. "And how old did you say you were?" "Seventy-nine," replied the old patient. "Well, you have the health of a man of fifty. How have ...
한국경제 | 1997.12.08 00:00
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[해외유머] '관찰력 <상>'
The professor of medicine said to his students that if they wanted to become good doctors there were two things most important for them : one was to observe carefully, and the other was not to be disgusted at unpleasant things. In front of him wa...
한국경제 | 1997.12.01 00:00
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[기업법무팀이 뜬다] (3) '국제변호사 양성'..'제갈량' 역할
... 협상 합작 계약서작성 등을 도맡아 하고 있다. 그렇다면 국제변호사는 어떻게 양성되나. 최대 법률시장인 미국에서 변호사가 되기 위한 방법은 2가지. LSAT(로스쿨입학시험)을 거쳐 정규법과 대학인 로스쿨의 JD(Juris Doctor, 3년과정)에서 2년 이상을 마치거나 국내법대를 졸업하고 미국변호사협회(ABA) 가 인정한 법대의 LLM(라틴어인 Legum Magister로 법학석사란 뜻임) 1년 과정을 끝내면 시험자격이 주어진다. LLM과정은 뉴욕주와 캘리포니아주에만 ...
한국경제 | 1997.11.18 00:00
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[해외유머] '병원놀이'
... son should see a psychiatrist." The mother said, "What has my little Johnny done?" The principal replied, "He''s been playing doctor at recess." "Don''t most second graders play doctor?" "Yes," the principal replied. "But we''ve never seen one who specialized ...
한국경제 | 1997.11.14 00:00
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[해외유머] '젖먹이 시절'
... chlient during which he had taken her all the way back to her infancy, and now she was anxious to hear what had happened. "Oh'' doctor," she gushed, "when yo took me back to the time I was ten months old I''ll bet you were able to take some interesting notes!" "Are ...
한국경제 | 1997.10.30 00:00
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[해외유머] '아내의 불만'
The man came into the doctor''s office with several complaints. After an examination, the doctor called him and his wife into the office and said, "I think the problem here is fatige. Since you have a desk job and don''t get any exercise, I think you ...
한국경제 | 1997.10.16 00:00
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[해외유머] '의사와 사냥'
A doctor new to the gun adventured upon a day''s rabbit shooting. Chased by the ferrets, bunny was rather quick-moving target, and the doctor was not meeting with the success he anticipated. "Hang it all," he exclaimed impatiently to the game keeper ...
한국경제 | 1997.09.30 00:00
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[해외유머] '의학용어'
"If there is anything wrong with me," the patient told his doctor, "don''t frighten me by giving it a scientific name. Just tell me what''s wrong in plain English." "Well, to be frank," said the doctor after a check-up, "you''re just plain lazy." ...
한국경제 | 1997.09.19 00:00
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[해외유머] '아내의 소원'
Really worried, the man went to the doctor with his wife and said, "Doctor, my appendage is growing longer and longer. What should I do?" The doctor examined him and found it really long. "Well," said the doctor. "I see it''s quite long. I guess we''ll ...
한국경제 | 1997.09.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '한 백년'
A man who wanted to live to be 100 years of age called on his doctor. "You have to give up drinking, smoking and women," said the doctor to the patient in his sixties. "Will I live to be 100 then?" asked the man. "No," replied the doctor, "but it will ...
한국경제 | 1997.08.23 00:00