[한국경제] 뉴스 1121-1130 / 1,170건
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[해외유머] '농아학교 파티'
A doctor at a institution for the deaf and dumb took a visting friend to a party at the hospital. "How do I ask a deaf and dumb girl to dance?" the guest asked. "Just go up to the inmate, bow, smile, and start to dance." The guest picked out a pretty ...
한국경제 | 1996.11.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '조니의 아버지'
... your father, so tell him to come and see me tomorrow." Johny : "All right, sir. But you will be sorry. You know my father is a doctor and he will charge one hundred dollars for each visit." charge : (대금을) 청구하다, 받다 You will be sorry : 후회하게될 것이다 visit : 방문, (의사의) ...
한국경제 | 1996.10.30 00:00
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[해외유머] '성직자'
... conked out in a quiet street, and the owner decided to walk home. In the morning the priest received a call from his friend, the doctor, who said: "My dear fellow, you are in trouble now!" "How so?" asked the parson. "Well," said the doctor, "everybody in the village ...
한국경제 | 1996.10.25 00:00
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[해외유머] '질병의 선택'
A lady with stomachache went to see a doctor. He told her she had appendicitis and should have an operation. But she decided to get a second opinion. The second doctor said she had heart trouble. "I''m going to first doctor," she said. "I''d rather ...
한국경제 | 1996.10.04 00:00
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[해외유머] '근친간음'
A socialite called a veterinarian to administer medicine to her sick cat. The animal doctor examined the cat and told the woman the cat was expecting. "That''s impossible," said the matron. "She hasn''t been near a male cat." Just then a big tomcat ...
한국경제 | 1996.09.30 00:00
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[해외유머] '이유있는 반항'
... possible abnormal for any possible abnormal tendencies, so she took the tot to a psychiatrist. "Are you a boy or a girl?" asked the doctor. "A boy," the littel girl answered. Taken aback, the man tried again, "When you grow up, are you going to be a woman or man?" ...
한국경제 | 1996.09.24 00:00
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[해외유머] '탐스런 노출'
...xceedingly well-formed young nurse hurriedly walked along the hospital corridor with a portion of her bosom exposed. A staff doctor passing by noticed the delightful exposure and scolded her for this improper show of her charms. Blushing, the nurse explained, ...
한국경제 | 1996.09.16 00:00
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[해외유머] '할인(?)'
It was three o''clock on a cold, rainy morning when the doctor was awakened by an emergency phone call. Struggling out of bed, he drove miles to reach the patient. "Why didn''t you call me in the daytime?" the doctor inquired. "We''re poor people, ...
한국경제 | 1996.08.19 00:00
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[해외유머] '바보챔피언'
A German man was voted in for unparalled stupidity. He called birth control pills a swindle because, though he took them for seven years, his wife had six children. When told by doctors that the pill was for woman, the man said: "But the directio...
한국경제 | 1996.06.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '+10'
A rich old man fell in love with a young show girl and asked the doctor if he thought he would have al better chance to marry her by telling her he was sixty, or knockong ten years off his age. "No," said the doctor, "your best chance would be to tell ...
한국경제 | 1996.06.13 00:00