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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 세금징수
Two men were lost on a desert island. "Don''t worry," said one, "they''ll find us. I haven''t paid my income tax." ============================================== * desert island : 무인도 * income tax : 소득세 ==========================================...
한국경제 | 1993.05.21 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 소도 <<<
> 소도 br /> The youngster was always stealing candy. The cop decided to teach a lesson and put him in jail for a few hours in a cell with a hardened criminal. "What are you in here for?" the hood- lum asked. "For stealing candy!" the kid said. "The...
한국경제 | 1993.05.20 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 노인
During one of the tensest moments of a murder picture at the theatre, an elderly gentleman began groping for something on the floor, greatly disturbing a lady in the next seat. "What have you lost?" she inquired testily. "Caramel," said the man. ...
한국경제 | 1993.05.19 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 패션
"Hey, Steve, where are you running to?" "Home" "What''s the rush?" "Just bought a hat for my wife and I want to get home before the fashions change." ============================================================= *rush : 황급한 움직임, 분주 ===========...
한국경제 | 1993.05.18 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 음식솜씨 <<<
> 음식솜씨 br /> Warden: "Before sending you to the chair, isn''t there a last request you want to make?" Prisoner: "Yes, warden. I would like my wife to cook my last meal." Warden: "Would that make it easi- er for you?" Prisoner: "Sure! then I''d fee...
한국경제 | 1993.05.15 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 요부와 독부
As death drew near, the rich young woman called her husband to her side and tearfully explained: "Arnold, I know that what I am about to tell you will come as a surprise, but I cannot die without this confession. I have been unfaithful to you wit...
한국경제 | 1993.05.08 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 세대교체
A farmer who had only two impotent old bulls a young, bought vigorous bull. Immediately, the stud began mounting one cow after another in the pasture. After watching this for an hour, one of the ancient bulls started pawing the ground and snorti...
한국경제 | 1993.05.07 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 보복 <<<
> 보복 br /> "I''ve fallen in love with you," said the patient to the nurse. "I don''t want to leave this place. I don''t want to get well!" "Don''t worry," answered the nurse, "you won''t. The doctor who saw you kissing me yesterday is my husband."...
한국경제 | 1993.05.05 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 질투 <<<
> 질투 br /> A woman burst into her neighbor''s house. "I''m so mad at Jim I don''t know what to do!" "Why?" "Last night I dreamed that some blonde hussy was flirting with him." The neighbor said, "It was only a dream," "Well, if he acts like that i...
한국경제 | 1993.05.04 00:00
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[굿모닝골프] 교감
... 되는구나"하는 "이해"가 들어야 그글은 비로소 글로서의 생명이 있을 것이다. 오늘부터 "굿모닝 골프"가 새로 연재된다. 이는 지난 89년부터 시작된 "마인드 골프" "베스트 골프" "명프로 명레슨" "재미있는 룰의 여행" "골프유 유머"등에 이은 6번째 시리즈이다. 골프는 한가지 "속성"을 놓고 백가지 관점에서 분석할수 있다. 수많은 골프책,갖가지 상황에서의 결론은 대개 같지만 그과정은 골퍼들로 하여금 무한한 시행착오를 요구하고 있다. 결국 골프는 그과정의 ...
한국경제 | 1993.05.04 00:00