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<해외유머> >>> 남녀유별 <<<
> 남녀유별 br /> A Hollywood reporter asked Gene Kelly, "When did you first begin to like girls?" Kelly''s forthright answer was, "The minute I dis- covered they weren''t boys." *forthright answer: 즉답 할리우드의 기자가 진 켈리를 보고 물었다. "여자를 좋아하기 시작한 게 언제였죠?" "...
한국경제 | 1993.04.10 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 골프광
Two pot-bellied men were talking. One said, "The doctor promised for every ten pounds I lose, I''ll live a year longer." The other snorted, "That''s not much incentive. My doctor said for every ten pounds, I''d gain an inch on my stroke." ======...
한국경제 | 1993.04.08 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 난맥
"How do you get along with your parents?" one Hollywood star''s daughter asked another. "It''s hard to say," replied the child, I''m now living with my mother''s fourth husband and two weeks ago he married my father''s third wife." =============...
한국경제 | 1993.04.06 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 섹스
The 9-year-old transferfed to a new school returned home and asked his mother, "What''s sex?" His mother had been expecting this for some time, she decided to be candid and explain the subject to him. This took about 10 minutes. The boy listened ...
한국경제 | 1993.04.04 00:00
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<골프유머>...잠정구
.여고 동창회에서 한 친구가 물었다. "이번 대학입시에서 네딸은 어떻 게 됐니" 이럴때 떨어졌다고 대답하는것 만큼 곤욕스런것도 없다. 그러나 골퍼들 끼리는 간단한 대답이었다. "OB났지 뭐" .한골퍼가 골프장을 가다가 주유소에 들렀다. 그러나 차를 댄 쪽의 주유 기는 고장이었다. 종업원이 다가와 말했다. "손님,오늘 사용그린은 B그린 입니다." .여자친들이 모여서 그들의 "야간생활"에 대해서도 애기하기 마련이다. 반금련이가 말했다....
한국경제 | 1993.04.03 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 혼자 잠자리에 <<<
> 혼자 잠자리에 br /> Every time dad would go on a business trip, all the kids would sleep with mom in the kingsized bed as a special treat. But this time the kids were bad so mom said, "Sleep in your own beds as punishment!" Next day when mom and all t...
한국경제 | 1993.04.03 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 무위
"Why did the foreman fire you?" asked the prospective employer. "You know what a foreman does-stands around all day and watches the other fellows work. Well, my foreman got jealous of me. Seems some of the men thought I was the foreman." ========...
한국경제 | 1993.04.02 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 남녀유별 <<<
> 남녀유별 br /> A beautiful model was upbraiding her young brother because he was continually in debt. "Look at how well I''m doing," she pro- tested. "Why can''t you follow my example?" "You don''t seem to undersand," he said, "that it''s just what'...
한국경제 | 1993.03.09 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 모델 <<<
> 모델 br /> An artist fell in love with his nude model. The model, knowing the reputation of artists as being swingers, felt proud to be in such fast company. She asked lewdly. "How many models did you have before me?" "Six," he said, " a tree, an ...
한국경제 | 1993.03.08 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 전통
A bride served baked ham and her husband asked why she cut the ends off. "Well, that''s the way mother always did it, she replied. The next time his mother-in-law stopped by, he asked her why she cut ends off the ham. "that''s the way my mother ...
한국경제 | 1993.03.05 00:00