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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 노 망
Three old man were discussing the ideal way of leaving this world quickly. The first, aged 75, wanted to be killed in a car accident. The second, aged 85, preferred a plane crash. After a while, the third, aged 95, gave his idea. "I''d rather be...
한국경제 | 1993.02.24 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 엄처시하
A worried-looking man in a florist shop asked for potted shop geraniums. The clerk, out of geraniums, suggested roses. "No, they won''t do," replied the man. "I promised my wife I''d water her geraniums while she was away." =====================...
한국경제 | 1993.02.23 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 섹스 조사
In a survey recently conducted, husbands were asked the question: "Do you talk to your wife when you are making love?" Fifty percent said they did not. Twenty percent said yes. Twenty-five percent said sometimes. Four percent said they couldn''t...
한국경제 | 1993.02.22 00:00
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음성서비스 `오락정보' 판쳐...청소년겨냥 프로그램 급증
... 이용자들 의 많은 호응으로 지난해 2월부터는 민간업체의 사업 참여가 허용됐다. 그러나 민간업체의 참여가 허용되면서 생활정보의 제공이라는 본래의 취지와는 달리 청소년들의 호기심을 자극하는 `전화노래방'' `사랑의 궁합'' `유머퀴즈'' 등 흥미 오락성 프로그램이 크게 늘어났다. 현재 음성정보서비스를 제공하고 있는 민간업체는 1백10여개 업체로 이 중 20여개 업체가 오락성 음성정보 서비스업체이고 인가를 기다리고 있는 4백여업체의 대부분도 영업이익을 노린 ...
한국경제 | 1993.02.22 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 분업시대 <<<
> 분업시대 br /> A condom manufacturer is presently negotiating with a TV network to do a commercial with this slogan: IF YOU WANT CHILDREN? THAT''S YOUR BUSINESS; IF YOU DON''T, THAT''S OURS! *manufacturer:제조업자, 제조회사 *negotiate:교섭하다 콘돔회사가 TV에 광고를 내...
한국경제 | 1993.02.19 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 종파심 <<<
> 종파심 br /> A little old man was seen every Sunday morning walking to the church of his choice. He was deaf; so he could not hear a word of the sermon, or the music by the choir, or the hymns sung by the congregation. A scoffer asked in writing, "...
한국경제 | 1993.02.18 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 남과 여
On her deathbed, Betty was giving final instructions to her husband. "Eli, you''ve been so good to me all these years. I know you never even thought about another woman. Now that I''m going, I want you to marry aganin as soon as possible, and I w...
한국경제 | 1993.02.17 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 대기업가
The legislator said that he was in favor of confining the punishment of big businessmen to extradordinarily heavy fine. "The last time some of them were sent to prison, they had the place in uproar whthin three weeks. They had organized all the pr...
한국경제 | 1993.02.16 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 대통령 <<<
> 대통령 br /> A little kindergartener announced at breakfast that he didn''t have to go to school because it was George Washington''s birth- day. Father asked: "Who was he?" The little boy answered: "He was the first Clinton." *kindergartener: 유치원...
한국경제 | 1993.02.15 00:00
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<해외 유머>.....배짱
"Why do you work so hard?" "It''s only because I haven''t the nerve to steal." *nerve: 담력,배짱 "자네 어째서 그렇게 부지런히 일하나?" "도둑질할 배짱이 없다보니 이럴밖에..."
한국경제 | 1993.02.13 00:00