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An old farmer was once asked by a young man how it was he had become so rich. " It is a long story," said the old man, "and while I''m telling it we may as well save the candle." And he put it out. "You need not tell story," said the youth "I un...

한국경제 | 1992.11.05 00:00

> 은 행 br /> A young banker picked up the telephone. " No.No.No.No.No.Yes." The vice-president of the bank overheard him and grumbled. " What do you mean by saying yes to that fellow ? " " I had to, " explained the other. " He asked me if I could...

한국경제 | 1992.11.03 00:00

A comely Wac, walking alone an a dusty road, came upon a lake in a grove of green trees. Not a soul was in sight. She took off all her clothes, and had a fine swim and sun bath in the altogether. Suddenly she saw an officer heading in her directi...

한국경제 | 1992.11.02 00:00

A resourceful missionary fell into the hands a band of cannibals. "Going to eat me I guess," said the missionary. "You wouldn''t like me." He took out his pocket-knife, sliced a piece from the calf of his leg, and handed it to the chief. "Try it...

한국경제 | 1992.10.31 00:00

"Can you name an animal that has eyes and cannot see, legs and can not walk but can jump as high as the Empire State Building?" asked someone. Every racked his brains, but in vain. "The answer is a wooden horse." "Yes, But how does it jump as hi...

한국경제 | 1992.10.30 00:00

In the locker room of a coutry club one day Waston found a nude man who was completely dingy except for his male organ that was white. He turned to Sherlock Holmes and said: "Tell me who that man is." "It''s obvious," said Holmes" he''s a coal mi...

한국경제 | 1992.10.28 00:00

> 마 라 톤 br /> The bride drove off with her new husband to a secluded spot at the a lakeshore for a one-week honeymoon. When they returned, she immediately phoned her mother as soon as her husband had stepped out of their apartment. "Mamma," aske...

한국경제 | 1992.10.27 00:00

> 부 자 br /> Little Boy(calling father at office) : Hello, who is this ? Father(recognizing son''s voice) : The smartest man in the world. Little Boy : Pardon me. I got the the wrong number. ________________________________________________________...

한국경제 | 1992.10.26 00:00

... 기울여 농민들이 직접생산한 곡류 과일 채소등 5개품목에걸쳐 디자인등이 우수한 품목을 뽑아 시상도 하게된다. 이 행사의 하이라이트인 녹색아가씨선발대회는 각지역 특산물별로 대표들이 출전,용모와 이미지 화술 얼굴표정 재치와 유머감각등을 심사해 진선미의 녹색아가씨를 선발한다. 또 연날리기 대회와 "사과빨리먹기""내손거울이 최고"등 농산물관련 기록깨기대회도 인기행사중의 하나로 꼽히고 있다. 특히 이번행사는 농어민후계자연합회가 지난해 주최한 전국으뜸농산물전시회와 ...

한국경제 | 1992.10.23 00:00

> 창작력 br /> The employee walked into the office late for the third time that week. "What''s the story this time?" asked the boss. "Well, I overslept this morning. So my wife decided to drive me to the office. She was ready in ten minutes, it took...

한국경제 | 1992.10.22 00:00