전체뉴스 21211-21220 / 21,420건
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[해외유머] '들러리'
... employees, "Boy, I''m fed up with this lazy and incompetent fellow." "Don''t knock him," said his wife. "It''s people like him that make you look good." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- boy : (미국속어) (감탄사) 야아! 정말! incompetent ...
한국경제 | 1998.01.05 00:00
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[해외유머] '선거전 막판'
... Miller had saved the people of the state 40 million dollars through econonies. Smith replied by saying that he did not have the time to make an analysis of the Miller assertions, but he did wish to ask one question : "If it is true that Governor Miller saved the people ...
한국경제 | 1997.12.16 00:00
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[해외유머] '건강비결 <하>'
"I think," said the old man, "my condition is due to an agreement I and missus made when we got married. We agreed not to argue. She promised if she got mad around the house she''d keep quiet in the kitchen until she calmed down. And I, too, promi...
한국경제 | 1997.12.09 00:00
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[해외유머] '건강비결 <상>'
"You are in amazingly fine condition," said the doctor after making a thorough physical examination of an oldster. "And how old did you say you were?" "Seventy-nine," replied the old patient. "Well, you have the health of a man of fifty. How hav...
한국경제 | 1997.12.08 00:00
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39쇼핑/LG홈쇼핑, '신 물산장려운동'..국산품 등 집중 판매
케이블TV 홈쇼핑업체인 39쇼핑과 LG홈쇼핑이 국산품판매를 대폭 늘리고 중소기업을 대상으로 납품업체를 공개모집하는등 "신판 물산장려운동"에 나섰다. 39쇼핑은 지난 1일부터 "메이드인 코리아(Made In Korea)" 운동을 펼치고 있다. 매일 2시간씩 국산품만을 엄선 판매하는 특별 프로그램 "메이드인 코리아" 를 내보냄과 동시에 우수 중소기업 납품업체의 공개 모집에 나선 것이다 (문의 705-1964,0114,0123). 39...
한국경제 | 1997.12.05 00:00
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'메이드 인 유에스에이'기준변경 백지화..미 공정거래위원회
[ 뉴욕=이학영특파원 ] 미연방 공정거래위원회(FTC)는 1일 당초 "메이드인 유에스에이(Made in USA)" 표지를 부착할 수 있는 조건을 완화하려던 계획을 백지화, 사실상 미국내에서 생산된 제품에만 한정키로 결정했다. FTC는 이날 전체회의를 열어 지난 50년동안 계속되어온 "메이드 인 유에스 에이"표지 부착기준을 현행대로 계속 고수하는 내용의 결의안을 만장일치로 채택했다. 이에 따라 FTC가 지난 5월 미국내에서 생산된 부...
한국경제 | 1997.12.02 00:00
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[해외유머] '감사절'
It was Thanksgiving Day, and the family gathered around the dining- room table. Following an old family custom, they went round the table from one to another, asking each what he was most thankful for this year. The typical answers of "home," "ch...
한국경제 | 1997.11.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '9+6
George : "Well, Tom, I''m positive now IQ has got nothing to do with money-making." Tom : "Why is that?" George : "Here''s a story about a guy who has made a big money at the casino." Tom : "And do you mean to say he wasn''t smart?" George : "A...
한국경제 | 1997.11.25 00:00
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[해외유머] '엄처시하'
A two-men exploration team had returned from a two-year exploration of the upper Amazon. "Tell us, sir," asked a reporter of the first explorer, "what made you go?" "I had to go," he replied. "I had to test my mettle, to meet the unknown, to fac...
한국경제 | 1997.11.12 00:00
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[해외유머] '산타클로스'
... Santa Claus. When he arrived, the only person in the living room was his wife, dressed in a nightgown. Aroused, he started to make love to her. As he was pumping away, costume on, his three kids tiptoed down the staris and took in the action. Then one said ...
한국경제 | 1997.11.08 00:00