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[금주 비즈니스 명언] '변명' ; '완벽한 관료'
... 변명하는 것보다 시간을 덜 잡아먹는다. - 헨리 워즈워스 롱펠로(미국의 시인.1807.2~1882.3) 완벽한 관료 The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility. - Brooks Atkinson 결정을 하지도, 책임을 지지도 않는 사람은 어디에 있든 완벽한 "관료"다. - 브룩스 애트킨슨(미국의 평론가...
한국경제 | 1998.07.13 00:00
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[우수디자인 상품전] (기고) 경쟁력 전략산업 부상..이승근
이승근 우수디자인(Good Design) 상품으로 국제적으로 인정받고 싶은 욕망은 비단 디자이너뿐 아니라 생산업체와 관련자를 비롯 수출을 통한 경제회복을 바라는 온 국민의 바람이 아닐까 생각한다. "Good Design"을 만들어 내는 일은 막연한 기대로는 불가능하고 지속적인 열의와 노력에 의한 결과라고 할 수 있다. 상품의 경쟁력은 독자적인 기술혁신을 바탕으로 디자인 개발을 통해 이룬 제품의 차별화가 관건이다. 하지만 제품의 질...
한국경제 | 1998.07.02 00:00
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[해외유머] '비아그라'
Inspired by the news of viagra, henpecked George made up his mind to turn the tables once and for all by demonstrating extraordinary potency. So, one evening, he gulped a whole bottle of viagra. Much to his bewilderment, the massive overdoes of t...
한국경제 | 1998.07.02 00:00
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[해외유머] '꼬마 피고'
... sensitive part of the boy''s anatomy, the mother said, "Would it be possible for Your Honor to believe that this tiny thing could make a baby?" At that crucial moment, the boy whispered into his mother''s ear, "Please, mom, cut that out. If you keep stroking it, we don''t ...
한국경제 | 1998.06.30 00:00
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[해외유머] '아내의 애인'
The local gossip came up to a wealthy local merchant and said, "I was walking by your place the other day when I saw your wife making love to another man in the garden." The merchant said, "Did he have blond hair?" "Yes." "And a beard?" "He did...
한국경제 | 1998.06.24 00:00
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[해외유머] '기억력 경쟁'
George : "As far as strength of memory is concerned, no one can cahllenge me." David : "What makes you say so?" George : "You know, I have usch a fantastic memory that I can remember as far back as my first birthday!" David : "You think that som...
한국경제 | 1998.06.22 00:00
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[해외유머] '섹스교육'
Two buddies working for the same transportation company were driving trucks on the same run, but on alternate days. One day they happened to be together at a tavern. Soon the two were high on alcohol and said one, "You know, your wife makeds love...
한국경제 | 1998.06.19 00:00
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[해외유머] '개고기와 사람고기(?)'
... me," responded his colleague of the host country. "Frankly, I''d like to say Her Majesty''s subjects are not well qualified to make such a fuss about dog meat being eaten by some Asian folks." --------------------------------------------------------------------- ...
한국경제 | 1998.06.16 00:00
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[해외유머] '재치있는 변론'
A 32-year-old woman was detained for shoplifting from a supermarket. If the items'' retail prices are added up, they come to $101.49, just over the $100 threshold for the felony charge, which can be punished by up to 10 years in prison. But the p...
한국경제 | 1998.06.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '해상연습'
During a naval exercise, as a small target drone flew down the path of the ships at an altitude of 3,000 feet, the shells from anti-aircraft weapons burst in the air. But the drone flew along unscathed. "Drop its altitude to fifteen hundred feet,...
한국경제 | 1998.05.25 00:00