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[해외유머] '교회와 유곽'
... across the street digging the foundation of a church. "What''s going on?" he asked the girl. "Oh, that," she replied. "Last week the town council passed a law that no bawdy house could be located within three hundred feet of a place of worship. So they''ve got ...
한국경제 | 1999.01.11 00:00
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[해외유머] '진짜 의사'
... being built up there against your spine, causing headache. The only cure is surgery." An appointment was made for surgery a week later. Leaving the hospital, Joe stopped at a men''s shop for a new suit to wear to the job interview. The salesman eyed him ...
한국경제 | 1999.01.04 00:00
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[해외유머] '프랑스식'
For weeks the young man had answered correctly all the questions asked him on a television quiz show. His subject was lovemaking, and for his final question and a grand prize of $100,000, he was allowed to call in an expert from France. The quest...
한국경제 | 1998.12.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '하이알리아'
The racetrack bettor promised to attend church each Sunday with his wife if she would agree not to nag him the rest of the week. The wife accepted the offer, hoping that this contact with religion might cure her husband of his gambling. On the very ...
한국경제 | 1998.12.18 00:00
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[자동차 가이드] 수입차 : 무상점검 등 '사브주간' 행사
사브오토모빌코리아는 성수동 본사및 고객 서비스 센터의 개장 기념으로 23일부터 1주일간 "사브 주간(Saab Week)"행사를 갖는다. 이 기간중에는 부품 20% 할인 판매와 함께 차량 무상 점검 서비스를 제공한다. 또 내년도 출시 모델인 최고급 세단 9-5를 비롯 900시리즈의 시승행사도 마련한다. ( 한 국 경 제 신 문 1998년 11월 20일자 ).
한국경제 | 1998.11.19 00:00
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[해외유머] '기업가의 실망'
... secretary said that her boss had been acting peculiarly ever since she started working for him, a month ago. "After my very first week on the job," she said, "I received a twenty dollar raise. At the end of the second week he gave me a lovely nightie. At the end ...
한국경제 | 1998.11.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '여피족'
... a brandy. He sat down opposite her and asked, "Julie, what''s wrong?" "My parents were killed in an automobile accident last week, I was fired from my job, I''m being evicted from my apartment, and I discovered I have cancer." "That''s terrible," he said...
한국경제 | 1998.11.06 00:00
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[해외유머] '퀴즈시리즈'
... Wetherfield is a travel agent from whom Peter Smith bought tickets for a ski vacation in Switzerland for himself and his wife. A week later John Wetherfield read in the local newspaper that Smith''s wife died on the vacation. He immediately went to the police to ...
한국경제 | 1998.11.02 00:00
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[해외유머] '사병의 편지'
"Dear dad", read the young soldier''s first letter home, "I cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday I shot a polar bear dead..." Several months later came another letter : "Dear dad, I still cannot tell you where I am, but yesterday I danced wit...
한국경제 | 1998.10.31 00:00
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[해외유머] '순박한 시골청년'
A handsome but naive rural boy reached manhood and had no idea why he was continuously tense. He went to town to see a doctor. The doctor was not in, but his nurse, having heard his probelm, led him into a small examination room and there relieve...
한국경제 | 1998.10.28 00:00