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[비즈니스 유머] 비아그라 효과
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you Grandpa?" "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Wonderful menus." "And the nursing?" "Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you." "What ...
한국경제 | 2004.06.02 00:00
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[비즈니스 유머] 발전
Grandpa and granddaughter were sitting talking when she asked, "Did God make you, Grandpa?" "Yes, God made me," the grandfather answered. A few minutes later, the little girl asked him, "Did God make me too?" "Yes, He did," the old man answered. ...
한국경제 | 2002.10.10 00:00
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[월드컵] 세네갈, 개막전 이변 가능할까
... 콜리(랑스), 알리우 시세(몽펠리에)가 담당하는 수비진은 전원이 프랑스리그에서도 이름을 날리는 스타플레이어들이다. 여기에다 브뤼노 감독은 최종 엔트리에 올해 36살로 축구선수로서는 황혼기에접어들었지만 선수들로부터 `그랑파(Grandpa)'로 불리며 존경받는 공격수 아마라 트라오레(괴뇽)를 깜짝 발탁, 팀의 화합에도 신경을 쓰는 치밀함을 보이고 있다. 그러나 올 2월 아프리카네이션스컵 결승에서 승부차기로 카메룬에 패한 전력이말해주듯 세네갈의 아킬레스건은 큰 대회 ...
연합뉴스 | 2002.05.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '어른들의 기우'
... the facts, and the boy was sent off to his grandfather"s for a while. Finally the blessed event happened. George"s dad phoned grandpa and asked him to break the news. "My boy," said the old man, "you know the stork had been flying pretty low over your house. He"s ...
한국경제 | 2001.07.26 14:43
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[해외유머] '할머니의 소원'
... up to the house, the man noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance without answering. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting ...
한국경제 | 2001.05.18 00:00
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[해외유머] '일흔 다섯'
"Grandpa," said Tony who was reading a magazine article, "you are seventy-five years old, right?" "Yes, that''s my age all right...But why do you ask that?" "You know, Grandpa, it says here that there are 20 percent more women at age seventy-five than ...
한국경제 | 2000.12.29 00:00
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[해외유머] '에너지 절약'
... for energy science, the children were enjoying exhibits on how we use solar and nuclear energy. Suddenly they realized that grandpa was missing, and set out to find him. Finally they saw him sitting quietly in a corner. "What are you doing?" a grandchild asked. ...
한국경제 | 1999.09.16 00:00
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[해외유머] '소녀의 기도'
Mrs. Baker listened to her little daughter''s prayers and then said, "You prayed God to bless Mama, Papa, and Grandpa. Why didn''t you ask Him to bless Aunt Lilian also?" "Well," said the child, "I didn''t think it would be polite to ask so much all ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '일흔다섯살'
"Grandpa, exactly how old are you?" asked the schoolboy who was reading the newspaper. "I''m seventy-five-year-old," replied the old man. "Why do you ask that?" "It says here that there are twenty percent more women at age seventy-five than men," ...
한국경제 | 1997.05.28 00:00