전체뉴스 11481-11490 / 11,562건
- 최신순
- 정확도순
- 과거순
-
[해외유머] '전력투구'
A man who wanted a loan to buy a new car was turned down by the bank. Dejected, he went home and told his wife the bad news. "Why didn''t you tell me about the car sooner?" she exclaimed. "I have about five thousand dollars in a secret account in the ...
한국경제 | 1996.08.27 00:00
-
[해외유머] '돌연변이'
As the homely old man and woman walked down the street with their beautiful, shapely daughter, they overheard some people on the street corner remarking as to how an ugly couple could have such a gorgeous offspring. The old man turned around and ...
한국경제 | 1996.08.13 00:00
-
[해외유머] '구두쇠'
... honeymoon," was the reply. "Where is the wife?" "Am not taking her," said the bridegroom. "She has been there before, so left her at home." clan : 스코틀랜드 고지대사람들의 씨족 tartan : 스코틀랜드 고지대사람들 고유의 격자무늬 옷 kilt : 킬트 (그들의 주름치마) ---------------------------------------------...
한국경제 | 1996.08.12 00:00
-
[해외유머] '가정학습'
The 15 - year - old son was taking a sophomore course in biology in high school. He was bringing home stacks of books, which his mother took a look at and was appalled that kids were being taught this awful stuff, and right in school, at that. So ...
한국경제 | 1996.08.01 00:00
-
[부동산/건설면톱] 다국적 부동산회사 한국 진출 박차
... 해외부동산투자자문. 부동산개발컨설팅을 중심으로 영업을 시작했다. 이 회사는 중개업시장에도 진출하기 위해 법적인 절차를 밟는 등 단계적으로 진출영역을 넓혀가고 있다. 이외에도 미국 센츄리 21(Century 21), 카나다 홈 라이프(Home Life), 미국 프루덴셜 부동산(The Prudential Real Estate Affiliates), 미국 리멕시멈(Real Estate Maximum), 미국 콜드웰 뱅커(Coldwell Banker) 등 다국적 부동산중개회사들은 ...
한국경제 | 1996.07.22 00:00
-
[해외유머] '30달러짜리'
A guy stopped at a bar on the way home and struck up a conversation with a very well-stacked blonde. When he discovered she was a hooker he offered her $30, but she wouldn''t budge from $100. So he finished his drink and headed home. That night, the ...
한국경제 | 1996.07.20 00:00
-
[해외유머] '무용지물'
... furious. "She''s just a poor hitch-hiker I picked up on the highway," the man tried to explain. "She was hungry ; so I brought her home and fed her. Then I saw her sandals were worn out ; so I gave her that old pair you haven''t worn in at least twelve years. ...
한국경제 | 1996.07.19 00:00
-
[미술계] '아트 앳 홈' 전 .. 18일~8월10일 갤러리서미
.거실 침실 주방 등 집안장식에 어울리는 그림들을 소개하는 "Art at Home"전이 18일~8월10일 서울 청담동 갤러리서미 (511-0668) 에서 열린다. 기존 전시공간의 틀을 깨고 전시장 자체를 집안구조와 똑같이 꾸민뒤 각 공간에 어울리는 작품들을 전시하는 이번 기획전은 실생활속에서 미술의 역할을 점검해보는 아트인테리어전. 강애란 고낙범 김범 김춘수 최예희 홍순명씨 등 국내작가 23명과 스턴 더글라스, 제프 쿤즈, 짐 다인, ...
한국경제 | 1996.07.15 00:00
-
[해외유머] '상부상조'
... girl-friend but she really went with her longtime wealthy lover, who gave her a $ 20,000 mink coat. But she couldn''t bring it home so she figured out a way. She pawned the mink coat. When she came home she told her husband that she found a pawn ticket and ...
한국경제 | 1996.07.11 00:00
-
[해외유머] '개구쟁이들'
... learn that her grandchildren were coming for a week that she put a $5 bill in the collection plate at church. When they went home at the end of the week, her joy must have been double because that Sunday she put a $10 bill in the plate. tickle : 기쁘게 하다 ...
한국경제 | 1996.06.19 00:00