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[해외유머] '거품경제'
Michael and George became interested in art at about the same time. Michael bought a picture for two hundred dollars. A couple of weeks later he sold it to George for two hundred and fifty. Then George sold it back to Michael for three hundred. F...
한국경제 | 1999.05.25 00:00
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[해외유머] '바람난 아버지'
The mother was concerned about the fact that her rather plain-looking daughter was not married. With the girl''s permission, her mother placed an ad in an underground newspaper that read, "Passionate, sexy young girl with may natural assets would...
한국경제 | 1999.05.22 00:00
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[해외유머] '사후처리'
... house for you," he said, "and you shall have your own bank account and credit card. I''ll visit you a couple of nights during the week, and will spend all our weekends together. And if we find we''ve made a mistake, why can always seperate." After toying with the ...
한국경제 | 1999.05.19 00:00
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[경제노트] (영어로 배우는 국제경제) 'Poor Nations and..'
... too limited. Both institutions are now committed to enlarging it, a subject they discussed at a meeting in Washington this week. When they meet again in September they will agree on a new plan. It should be large enough to allow many countries to redirect their ...
한국경제 | 1999.05.06 00:00
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[해외유머] '탈출작전'
A newlywed couple established a daily routine that included having sexual relations each evening at 5:15. After several weeks the bride contracted the flu and received an injection that killed all but three germs. The trio of survivors franticall...
한국경제 | 1999.05.01 00:00
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[해외유머] '어머니의 당부'
The young bride''s mother had some old-fashioned ideas of marriage and passed them on to her daughter. "Never let your husband see you in the nude," she advised. "You should always wear sonething." "Yes, mother," replied the obedient girl. Two w...
한국경제 | 1999.04.15 00:00
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[해외유머] '화성인과 지구인'
A group of scientists had spent a week on Mars. "How do you reproducethe species here?" one scientist asked the Martians. The leader of the Martian group called forth a voluptuous Martian beauty. They engaged their tentacles for a few moments, and ...
한국경제 | 1999.04.14 00:00
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[해외유머] '선드레이'
... the doctor after examining the newlyweds. "What you need is more I want you it limit your sexual activity to those days of the week with an ''r'' in them. That is, Thursday, Friday and Saturday." But on the first evening of scheduled rest the bride was unusually ...
한국경제 | 1999.03.19 00:00
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[해외유머] '스포츠와 노동'
A doctor examined a married douple and told them they didn''t get enough exwecise. He said, "Buy yourselves something to work out with in the open air." Several weeks later, the husband came back to report : "Your advice worked fine with me, but ...
한국경제 | 1999.03.17 00:00
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[해외유머] '불철주야'
An innocent young bride went on a two-week honeymoon. A week later, she called her mother. "Hi, Mom, I''m sorry I haven''t called sooner," "It''s nice to hear from you, Mary," her mother said. "How are you doing down there?" "Oh, it''s wonderful," ...
한국경제 | 1999.03.10 00:00