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[해외유머] '정치판 시리즈' (5)
... asked, "Well, what do you think about the political situation now?" "Don''t bother me!" screamed the candidate. "I''ve got to talk. This is no time to think." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- dash : 돌진하다 hither and ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.30 00:00
[교육] 웅진미디어, 어학실습기 '매직토크'로 도전장
7백억원대의 어학실습기 시장을 놓고 서부산업과 웅진미디어의 한판 승부가 뜨겁다. 시장을 주도하고 있는 서부산업의 "닥터위콤"(Dr.WICOM)에 웅진미디어가 "매직토크"(Magic Talk)로 도전장을 내민 것. 지난 86년 개발된 닥터위콤은 시장점유율 50~60%를 기록하며 독주하고 있다. 어학실습기로는 처음 특허를 낸 제품이다. 문장을 들려주고 학습자가 발음을 따라할때까지 기다려주는 기능을 채택했다. 반복회수 지정 기능이 있어 ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.21 00:00
[해외유머] '화초와의 대화'
... few days, leaving her husband in charge of her plants. After giving him detailed instructions, the woman pleaded, "And please talk to them occasionally." When she returned, she found everything to be just fine. "You did a good job, dear," she said. "Did you ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.13 00:00
[해외유머] '남녀의 대화'
When we are not on the scene to understand what they are talking about, we may be led to wild imagination by conversations between a man and a woman. Here is a good example. He : "Is it in?" She : "Yes." He : "Does it hurt?" She : "No." He : ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.08 00:00
[교육] (우리학원) (1) '벌리츠 어학원'..외국 합작 어학원
서울 강남 서초초등학교 앞에 위치한 벌리츠(Berlitz)어학원. 국내에 하나밖에 없는 외국합작 어학원이다. 학원전문기업인 미국 벌리츠사와 교육사업전문업체인 젠(GEN)이라는 국내 업체가 49%씩 지분을 갖고 있다. 이 학원은 96년 2월 문을 열었다. 당시의 수강생은 70여명. 지금은 5백명으로 불어났다. 이 학원의 특징은 1백20년 노하우를 자랑하는 "벌리츠 학습" 방식. 여느 학원처럼 강의시간에 자유토론(free talkin...
한국경제 | 1998.04.16 00:00
The wife was sitting on the phone talking to her best friend when her husband began pawing at her. She pushed him away a couple times, but he was insistent. Finally she said, "Kathy, I''m sorry to interrupt, but Harry wants a little piece." Kath...
한국경제 | 1998.04.10 00:00
[해외유머] '누드캠프 이야기'
The little boy was at the nudist camp for the first time. As the walked around, he noticed a big difference in the sizes of the grown men''s equipment. Finally, he went up to his father and asked, "Daddy, why do some men have big ones and some ha...
한국경제 | 1998.04.04 00:00
A company president decides he needs a new building and calls some contractors in to submit bids. The first guy he talks to is a Polish. "You''ve had a chance to look at the plans," he says. "How much will it cost to build?" "Two million," repli...
한국경제 | 1998.02.11 00:00
[해외유머] '3혼 처녀'
Charlie : "Can you believe that a young woman who has been married three times is still a virgin?" George : "No kidding!" Charlie : "It says here that her first husband, a psychiatrist, only talked about it; the second a gynecologist, just looked...
한국경제 | 1997.12.25 00:00
[해외유머] '유권자와 정치인'
A politician came upon a poor farmer who ahd a vote and who did his own milking. The candidate asked the farmer if he should hold the cow, which seemed to be uneasy. The old man said, "All right," and the politico took her by the horn and held h...
한국경제 | 1997.11.10 00:00