전체뉴스 5801-5810 / 5,862건
[해외유머] '정치인의 임기응변'
... chairman of the meeting whispered, "the group sponsoring you here is on the other side of the question." The speaker resumed his talk: "Now folks, I''ve given you the picture as my opponents see it. I''ll now tell you the truth about this question, and I''m confident ...
한국경제 | 1997.11.04 00:00
[해외유머] '아내의 불만'
The man came into the doctor''s office with several complaints. After an examination, the doctor called him and his wife into the office and said, "I think the problem here is fatige. Since you have a desk job and don''t get any exercise, I think ...
한국경제 | 1997.10.16 00:00
A taxi streaking through the street late one night suddenly came to a screeching stop. "What''s the idea of stopping here?" asked the guy in the rear seat. The cab driver said, "I thought I heard the gal say ''Stop!'' Didn''t she?" "Yes. But she...
한국경제 | 1997.09.03 00:00
[해외유머] '해와 달'
Ron and Sam were talking one day about the sun and the moon, and disputing as to which of the two was the more useful. At last one of them said, "Well, I think I know The moon is quite worth two suns: because it shines at night when it is needed;...
한국경제 | 1997.07.17 00:00
[해외유머] '경관의 애원'
A man was just about to jump off the bridge one night when a cop pulled him down from the railing and began to talk to him. "Please have a consider-ation," urged the cop. "If you jump, I''ll have to go after you. Now it''s a cold night, and I could ...
한국경제 | 1997.07.16 00:00
교육소프트진흥센터, 교육용SW 3차평가 우수작 평가안 발표
교육소프트웨어진흥센터는 교육용소프트웨어 3차평가 우수작 평가안을 발표했다. 이번에 우수 교육소프트웨어(SW)로 선정된 CD롬타이틀은 소프트테크의 "깨비의 과학퀴즈",두산동아의 "Talk To Me"등 총 26종. 과학 유아 영어 논술 컴퓨터 한자 역사등 다양한 내용을 담고있는 이들 SW에는 "신나는 퀴즈여행" "어떻게 될까요"등 LG소프트 3종,"NHK일본어" "버기의 세상구경"등 두산동아 8종,"현대서양미술사" "세광어린이 한자"등 ...
한국경제 | 1997.06.13 00:00
At the dinner table the talkative lady was telling her husband about the bad manners of a daytime visitor. "If that woman yawned once while I was talking, I won''t complain. She yawned thirty times." "Maybe she wasn''t yawn-ing, dear," said the h...
한국경제 | 1997.05.21 00:00
The man who had suddenly taken interest in religion was being examined by the parson before fully accepted into the congregation. "You have renounced sin, no doubt?" "Yes sir, by all means." "And from now on you are going to be a brother to your ...
한국경제 | 1997.05.09 00:00
어린이 영어 CD롬 타이틀, '제철 만났다'
... 영어를 익히도록 한 애니메이션 어드벤처게임. 현직 대학교수와 중등영어교사들이 제작에 참여한 이 CD롬타이틀은 또 중간중간에 내장된 온라인 사전을 사용해 모르는 단어와 구문을 익히도록 하고있다. 게임형식의 "Let''s talk" "Let''s sing" 기능등을 통해 어린이들이 영어와 친숙해지도록 한것도 인기의 요인이다. "헬로우 잉글리쉬"는 EBS가 어린이 영어교육을 위해 같은 제목으로 방영한 TV프로그램을 엄선해 제작한 CD롬타이틀. 롤플레잉기능을 ...
한국경제 | 1997.03.13 00:00
[해외유머] '천재소년 <하>'
... four of that I have two of?" she asked. "Legs," the boy replied. "What is a four-letter word meaning intercourse?" she continued. "Talk," the boy replied. The teacher turned to the principal. "Well, what should I do?" He drew her aside and whispered, "You better ...
한국경제 | 1997.03.07 00:00