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  • [해외유머] '1당2'

    In early days of World War One the German Kaiser was talking to the head of the Swiss army. "You have an army of only 500,000 men. What would you do if attacked by an army of one million men?" asked the kaiser. "Each one of our soldiers would si...

    한국경제 | 1996.08.21 00:00

  • [해외유머] '성경과 진화론'

    The Sunday school teacher had just concluded a talk on the creation account as given in Genesis, when one of the children said, "My father says we are descended from monkeys." "After class," replied the teacher, "we will discuss your private family ...

    한국경제 | 1996.08.20 00:00

  • [해외유머] '정치이야기'

    ... man choked dowm the tears. The fifth man in a frightened voice whispered, "My friends, be careful! You know it is not safe to talk politics in public." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- dominance : 지배, 권세 groan aloud ...

    한국경제 | 1996.08.14 00:00

  • [해외유머] '엉뚱한 검사?'

    Several boys were called by the authorities for medical checkup to determine the paternity of a certain teenage gril''s baby. One of them went in and after a few minutes came out. "Don''t worry, fellows," said the boy with a smile. "They''ll neve...

    한국경제 | 1996.08.06 00:00

  • [케이블TV 하이라이트] (1일) '자동차 알고 탑시다' 등

    ... 황금같은 휴가를 망쳐버리기 쉽다. 자동차는 생명과 직결된 것이므로 피서지로 떠나기전에 자동차에 반드시 비치해야 할 공구와 상비품, 예비품을 비롯하여 자동차 점검 방법과 안전운전 방법을 소개한다. "American Street Talk" (오후7시30분) = LA에서 1.5마 LA에서 1.5마일 떨어진 곳에 위치한 산타모니카는 태양과 야자수로 유명한 말리부와 테니스 비치가 위치한 해변 도시다. 이번 시간에는 관광객들이 많이 찾는 이 산타모니카에서 쇼핑을 ...

    한국경제 | 1996.08.01 00:00

  • [해외유머] '가정학습'

    ... being taught this awful stuff, and right in school, at that. So she jumped to the old man and prevailed upon him to have a talk with the boy. The father walked into the boy''s room and discovered him in bed romping with the maid. Surveying the scene, the father ...

    한국경제 | 1996.08.01 00:00

  • [해외유머] '재 재혼'

    A widow recently married to a widwoer was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked: "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about first wife?" "Oh, not any more. He doesn''t," the other replied. "W...

    한국경제 | 1996.07.06 00:00

  • [해외유머] '유기물'

    Two young suburban housewives who were both enthusiastic gardeners were discussing a new botanical theory. "Do you really believe," asked one, "that talking affectionately to a plant can make it grow bigger?" "I certainly do," replied the other. ...

    한국경제 | 1996.07.04 00:00

  • [해외유머] '음심'

    I was fluoroscoping a patient in my office. "Now," I said, "I want you t lie flat on your back." I heard no response or movement from the table. Since the room was blackened out, neiter Miss Smith, my nurse, nor I could see the patient. Fearing ...

    한국경제 | 1996.04.23 00:00

  • [해외유머] '선거유세'

    While Adlai Stevenson was campaigning in California, a woman asked him where he got his coat of deep tan. "You''ve been golfing?" she accused him. "No," replied Adlai, "I got his tan making outdoor speeches in Florida." "Well." the woman told hi...

    한국경제 | 1996.03.29 00:00