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  • [해외유머] 'F학점(?)'

    "Mom, how old are you?" a little girl asked her mother. "Honey, women don''t talk about their age," the mother responded. "Mom, why did you and dad divorce?" "Honey, that too is a subject I don''t want to talk about." Lter, the girl consulted with ...

    한국경제 | 2000.01.12 00:00

  • [해외유머] '여자의 말과 진심'

    "We need" = I want. "Do what you want" =You''ll pay for this later. "We need to talk" =I need to complain. "This kitchen is so inconvenient" =I want a new house. "Do you love me?" =I''m going to ask for something expensive. "How much do you love me?" ...

    한국경제 | 2000.01.05 00:00

  • [해외유머] '상대성 원리'

    ... and told them that an emergency had arisen and that he would be excused for about an hour. He suggested that in his absence they talk among themselves. When he returned, his reception room was empty except for one person, who said that the others had asked him to ...

    한국경제 | 1999.12.22 00:00

  • 피어리스, 사이버 화장품연구소 개설

    ... 오픈한 사이버 화장품연구소는 제품 컨셉트, 브랜드 네이밍, 용기 디자인 등 화장품 개발 전과정에 소비자들 의 다양한 의견을 반영하기 위해 개설됐다. 피어리스는 우선 드방세 회원중 20여명을 선발, 신제품 개발 과정에 참가토록 할 계획이다. 사이버 연구소는 연구소 알림판, 리서치 이벤트, 화장품 집중 탐구, Talk Talk 화장품 등의 메뉴로 구성돼 있다. (02)312-3121 ( 한 국 경 제 신 문 1999년 12월 17일자 ).

    한국경제 | 1999.12.16 00:00

  • [해외유머] '내란'

    ... The man turned to his wife and yelled, "shut your mouth!" The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma''am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife said, "No, only when he''s drunk." -----------------------------------------------------...

    한국경제 | 1999.12.15 00:00

  • [해외유머] '요술시계'

    ... testing it." The woman said, "A state-of-the-art watch? What''s so special about it?" "It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explained. "What''s it telling you now?" she asked. "Well, it says you''re not wearing any panties..." The woman replied, ...

    한국경제 | 1999.12.06 00:00

  • [해외유머] '불명예스런 과거'

    ... at a bar and told her, "Haven''t I seen you somewhere before?" "Yes," she replied. "Where?" asked the man. "I would rather not talk about it," said the woman. "Because I don''t want to embarrass you." "You make me all the more keen to know about it," the guy ...

    한국경제 | 1999.11.30 00:00

  • [(주)대우 '준법정관리'] '대우 망한 4가지 이유'

    이헌재 금감위원장은 24일 (주)대우 법정관리에 대해 "모든게 여의치 않으면 법정관리에 들어갈 준비와 각오가 됐다는 것이지 정부가 적극적으로 몰고 가겠다는 뜻은 아니다"라고 말했다. 해외채권단도 최악의 상황으로 가진 않을 것이란 설명이다. 그는 대우 주력계열사의 워크아웃이 1~2주정도 늦어지겠지만 기다릴 만큼 기다렸고 더 끌 사안도 아니라고 강조했다. (주)대우가 법정관리로 가도 다른 계열사들은 영향이 없으며 당초 워크아웃 방안대로...

    한국경제 | 1999.11.25 00:00

  • [해외유머] '여선생과 역장(?)'

    It was early summer, and the pretty, young school teacher was talking to her class about the beauty of the season. "This moring," she said, "as I stood on the platform waiting for the train, the sun was shining warmly and I felt something gentle c...

    한국경제 | 1999.11.11 00:00

  • [경제를 배웁시다] (영어로 배우는 국제경제) '그린스펀'

    ... risk -- the one widely blamed for knocking 266 points off the Dow, giving the index its single worst day in a year. In that talk, Mr. Greenspan discussed at length the "equity-risk premium," the discount buyers demand for the uncertainty clouding the ultimate ...

    한국경제 | 1999.11.03 00:00