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[비즈니스 유머] 혼자시간
Everyday the elderly gentleman sat on the park bench in silent contemplation--smoking his pipe. He always arrived about 3 p.m. and,after consulting his pocket watch, left promptly at 4. After several months of our nodding acquaintanceship, curiosity...
한국경제 | 2006.07.06 00:00
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[비즈니스 유머] 내조
The neighborhood was saturated with gossip about Mr.Jones, who despite his near-retirement age was seen frequently with a dazzling blonde. But his wife finally put an end to the talk by saying: "All I know is that he comes home with all of his pay-ch...
한국경제 | 2004.07.12 00:00
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北, 핵ㆍ미사일 예상깨고 평화 시위
북한은 9일 평양에서 열린 북한 정권 창건 55돌을 기념하는 열병식과 시가행진 등을 통해 '평화'를 시위(demonstrate)하려 했던 것으로 보인다. 조선중앙통신은 이날 `일심단결은 핵무기보다 더 위력하다'라는 제목의 보도물에서 이날 군중시위 참가자들이 한 목소리로 국가와 생사운명을 같이하겠다는 신념과 의지를 보여줬다고 밝혔다. `핵무기'와 `일심단결'은 지난해 10월 제임스 켈리 미국 국무부 동아시아태평양담당 차관보의 평양 방문 이후 ...
연합뉴스 | 2003.09.09 00:00
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[비즈니스 영어 best5] 봉급을 올려 달라고 말할때
1. "Do you think I could get a raise?" (봉급인상을 받을 수 있을 것 같아요?) 2. "Can I get a raise?" (봉급인상 해 줄 수 있어요?) 3. "When am I going to get a raise?" (언제 봉급을 인상 받을 수 있어요?) 4. "I want a raise" (월급을 올려주세요) 5. "I demand to have a raise in my salary" (봉급...
한국경제 | 2000.12.14 00:00
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[해외유머] '음악 애호가(?)'
A man started to snore in his seat at the opera. "Please stop your snoring," the usher pleaded. "You''re disturbing the others." "Look," the man said angrily, "I paid for this seat and I''m entitled to do as I please." "Yes, sir," replied the wit...
한국경제 | 2000.11.09 00:00
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[해외유머] '신부와 목사'
A Baptist minister went to heaven and was told by St.Peter that he would have a Volkswagen for his use. The minister was pleased until he noticed a Catholic priest driving a Cadillac. When he complained, St.Peter explained that the priest had to ...
한국경제 | 1999.03.18 00:00
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[해외유머] '그리운 마누라'
After six weeks away on business in a strange city, the married businessman entered a local brothel, produced three hundred-dollar bills and asked for the worst one in the house. "But, sir," the madam answered, "three hundred dollars will buy you ...
한국경제 | 1999.02.09 00:00
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[해외유머] '코끼리연구'
The assignment that was given to a multinational group of a dozen zoologists was to write on elephant. The job was to be done within a month. A few days later, a French scholar came up with his paper of twenty odd pages which was entitled ''Sex L...
한국경제 | 1998.05.07 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 돈벌이 백태
Panhandler : "Actually I''m an author. I once wrote a book entitled `100 ways to Earn Money." Businessman : "Then why are you begging?" Panhandler : "It''s one of the way." ========================================================= * panhandler :...
한국경제 | 1993.08.24 00:00