전체뉴스 230651-230660 / 230,933건

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  • [해외유머] '막일꾼'

    ... especially difficult job of installing and venting a stove hood. The next day his son was inspercting the hood and noticed that it vented into the attic. "Why didn''t you finish the job and run the vent pipe on up through the roof?" he asked. "I would have," ...

    한국경제 | 1996.03.08 00:00

  • [해외유머] '입찰가격 <하>'

    ... "How much are you bidding?" the president asks. "Six million." "Six million? That''s very high. How do you break that down?" "It''s simple" said the Jewish contractor. "Two million for me, two million for you, and two million for the Polack." ----------...

    한국경제 | 1996.03.01 00:00

  • [해외유머] '식탁매너'

    "How did you do in the examination today?" asked the father when the family were at table in the evening. "Teacher says it isn''t good manner to talk about unpleasant thing at table." replied the son. ---------------------------------------------...

    한국경제 | 1996.02.21 00:00

  • [해외유머] '중혼죄'

    ... them to devise the worst possible punishment for the offen-der, even death itself. But they did not order his execution ruling it would be still worse for him to live with all three wives at the same time. Two weeks later, the man committed suicide. -----...

    한국경제 | 1996.02.14 00:00

  • [해외유머] '밍크와 크림'

    ... were riding up and down the crowded eleva-tors. Suddenly the boy noticed that his ice cream cone was dripping, and so he wiped it against the back of a woman''s mink coat. "Good heavens! Jimmy," exclaimed his sister, "watch whaht you are doing. You''re getting ...

    한국경제 | 1996.02.13 00:00

  • [해외유머] '지도자'

    ... enemy gets within one hundred yards fo us, I want you all to start retreating. Being a little lame, I''m leaving now. Is it understood?" the Civil War : (미국의) 남북전쟁 (1861~65) retreat : 후퇴하다 lame : 절름발이, 절름거리다 -----------------------------------------...

    한국경제 | 1996.02.07 00:00

  • 업무용정보기술(IT)시장 확대

    이미지처리시스템 그룹웨어등이 기업의 업무혁신 도구로 자리잡으면서 업무용정보기술(IT)시장이 크게 확대되고 있다. 지난 80년대말부터 일본업체에 의해 국내에 도입된 이미지처리시스템 시장은 매년 30-40%씩 성장해 올해 4-5백원대에 이를것으로 업계는 추정하고 있다. 이 분야는 대우정보시스템 LG소프트웨어등 국내 10여개사가 전체시장의 80%이상을 차지하는등 주도하고 있다. 이미지처리시스템은 문서를 스캐너로 읽어 광자기디스크등으로 저장 ...

    한국경제 | 1996.02.06 00:00

  • [해외유머] '어둠속의 만남'

    ... maid''s bed. At midnight, she heard the door open. Soon, she was being made love to with a passion she never felt before. When it was over, she shouted reaching for light switch. "I''ll bet you''re surprised to find me here!" "I sure am, ma''am." said the chauffeur. ...

    한국경제 | 1996.02.06 00:00

  • [해외유머] '휴가 공포증'

    A man was offered three months paid vacation by his boss. He turned it down. When asked why, he replied : "For two reasons, First, it I''m gone that long, the company might suffer. Ane second, it might not." paid vacation : 유급휴가 turn down : 거절하다 ...

    한국경제 | 1996.02.05 00:00

  • [해외유머] '책임전가'

    Henry : "I''ve invented a computer that''s almost human." Jimmy : "You mena it can think?" Henry : "No, but when this thing makes a mistake it can put the blame on some other computer." put the blame on : ~에게 죄을 씌우다 -----------------------------...

    한국경제 | 1996.02.03 00:00