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  • [해외유머] '미남 정복자 <하>'

    ... their knees and pleaded with the intruder. "Ravish us if thou will, oh Roman, but spare our faithful old nurse." "Shut thu month," snapped the nurse. "War is war. Let him spare none of us!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ...

    한국경제 | 1997.07.29 00:00

  • [해외유머] '기연'

    During the American Civil War, a young Virginia farm girl was standing on her front porch when a stray bullet first passed through the scrotum of a young Union Army cavalryman, then lodged in the reproductive tract of the young woman. Thus she be...

    한국경제 | 1997.05.24 00:00

  • [해외유머] '로렌스부인 <하>'

    ... Lawrence was asked whether she was willing to be a witness in a court case concerning the car accident, and she said she was. And a month later, a lawyer was questioning her in court. She began everything with, "I think that...," until the lawyer lost his temper and said, ...

    한국경제 | 1997.05.20 00:00

  • [해외유머] '과소비'

    One late fall day in an ancient Indian village the chief called together his tribe and announced that he had news to give them-some good, some bad. He went on to say he would give them the bad news first and stated that due to their improvidence,...

    한국경제 | 1997.05.08 00:00

  • [해외유머] '아내의 친구'

    The ship''s captain returned from a two-year voyage to find his wife nursing a month-old baby. "Who did this?" he demanded. "Was it friend Mike?" "No," his wife said. "Then, was it my friend Bob?" His wife shook her head. "Bill. Could it have been ...

    한국경제 | 1997.04.14 00:00

  • [해외유머] '과학발전'

    A patient complained to the doctor that he was unable to sleep at night. The doctor told him to eat something before going to bed. "But," said the patient, "two months ago you told me not to eat anything before going to bed." "Well, this just il...

    한국경제 | 1997.03.15 00:00

  • [해외유머] '교회와 유곽'

    ... a law that no whorehouse could be located within three hundred feet of a place of worship. So they''ve got till the end of the month to move that church." detour : 우회하다, 옆길로 빠지다 whorehouse : 유곽 gorgeous : (구어) 요염한 cuddle up to : ~에 바짝 달라붙다 town council : ...

    한국경제 | 1997.02.13 00:00

  • [해외유머] '구두쇠 환자 <하>'

    Months later the doctor met his formet patient. "How do feel?" he asked. "Wonderful, doctor, never better." "I''ve been meaning to speak to you," said the doctor, "about that money for the new hospital." "What are you talking about?" said the pa...

    한국경제 | 1997.02.05 00:00

  • [해외유머] '물물교환'

    Having leased an apartment to an attractive lady, the landlord appeared promptly on the first of the month and rapped sharply on the door. "Who is ti?" a female voice asked. "It''s the landlord," he shouted. "I''ve come to collect the rent." "Could ...

    한국경제 | 1996.12.20 00:00

  • [해외유머] '할머니의 눈병 <하>'

    ... every time he went to her house he used to take home something that belonged to her without her knowledge. Thus in about a month her eyes were completely cured, and so he asked her for the cost of medicine. But the domand was refused, for she said it proved ...

    한국경제 | 1996.12.18 00:00