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  • [해외유머] '임신 18개월'

    After eighteen months at sea, a sailor received a message from his wife, telling him she had just had a baby. As the proud man handed out cigars to his buddies, one mate asked as tactfully as possible. "Didn''t she have a rather long pregnancy?" ...

    한국경제 | 1996.08.17 00:00

  • [해외유머] '복지사회'

    The welfare records showed that Mrs. Regan had been deserted ten years ago by her husband. Yet she had a large assortment of little six months up to kids in their early teens. "How come, Mrs. Regan," asked the puzzled worker, "you have so many s...

    한국경제 | 1996.08.08 00:00

  • [해외유머] '월 2회'

    ... you." "What do I need you for?" he shoot back. She countered with, "I just want to see how you are going to live with $20 a month." pass up : (미국 속어) (기회)를 놓치다 shoot back : 응사하다, 응수하다 counter : 반격하다 ------------------------------------------------------...

    한국경제 | 1996.06.28 00:00

  • [증시를 움직이는 세계의 큰손] (11) 헤지펀드 <중>

    ... 매매차익을 얻는 레버리지 채권펀드등 헤지펀드의 성격은 천차만별이다. 헤지펀드의 분류방식은 운용대상, 투자전략등에 따라 매우 다양하다. 그중 가장 일반적으로 쓰이는 분류는 미관리선물정보지(MAR)의 9분류와 Hennessee''s Monthly Hedge Fund Review의 12분류등을 들수 있다. 지난 94년 4월 미국중앙은행은 헤지펀드에 대한 보고서를 의회에 제출한 적이 있다. 중앙은행의 헤지펀드에 대한 견해는 대단히 긍정적이었다. "헤지펀드가 금융시장에 미치는 ...

    한국경제 | 1996.05.14 00:00

  • [해외유머] '소매치기'

    The judge was dining with the criminal psychologist. "It''s rather odd," said the judge, "but I haven''t had a pickpocket brought to the courtroom in months." "There''s really nothing odd about it," explained the psy-chologist. "Their season does...

    한국경제 | 1996.05.03 00:00

  • [해외유머] 'PR'

    ... said the boss, "I want you to prepare a saatement for the press ann-ouncing that beginning this company will pay a pension of $500 a month to all employees who have been with us 20 years or longer." "But, Mr. Watt, this company has been in business for less than six months!" ...

    한국경제 | 1996.03.14 00:00

  • [해외유머] '휴가 공포증'

    A man was offered three months paid vacation by his boss. He turned it down. When asked why, he replied : "For two reasons, First, it I''m gone that long, the company might suffer. Ane second, it might not." paid vacation : 유급휴가 turn down : 거절하...

    한국경제 | 1996.02.05 00:00

  • [해외유머] 이론과 현실

    An executive with more ideas and enthusiasm than experience installed a new and elaborate system in his company and then went abroad confident that things would pretty much run themselves. Upon his return from his two months'' vacation he asked h...

    한국경제 | 1994.09.02 00:00

  • [머피의 골프법칙] (25) 성공의 법칙 ; 발전형

    *** 성공의 법칙 (LAW OF SUCCESS) If you play one good round a month it will be outside of tournament play. -한달에 한번정도 신들린듯 골프가 잘될때가 있지만 진짜 시합때는 결코 아니다. .자신보다 못치는 사람들과 골프칠때나 골프가 뭔지도 모르는 비기너와 골프칠때 꼭 베스트스코어가 나온다. 시합때 또는 뭔가 한번 보여주어야 할때는 언제나 헤매는것이 골프. *** ...

    한국경제 | 1994.06.21 00:00

  • [해외유머] 구두쇠

    Old Luke and his wife were the stingiest couple in the valley. Luke died at 78, and a few months later his wife was about to join him, so she called in a neighbor and asked to be buried in her black dress. Then she thought it over and said, "You ...

    한국경제 | 1994.06.17 00:00