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  • [해외유머] '어머니들의 고민'

    Two neighbors were talking over the backyard sharing their woes. "You know I''m really annoyed," said one mother. "My son at college keeps writing home for money, and I worry about what he does with it." "With a daughter, it''s entirely different...

    한국경제 | 1999.06.10 00:00

  • [해외유머] '수상스키와 섹스'

    ... sex. Later in the week a woman of the church met the wife in the supermarket and complimented her on her husband''s magnificent talk. "He seemed so sure of himself on the subject." "He only tried it twice and fell off both times," the wife replied. --------...

    한국경제 | 1999.06.08 00:00

  • [먼데이 머니] 돈 굴리기 : (재테크 사랑방) '6개월 작전'

    [ 대학 4년생 짠돌이 3인방의 ''재테크 6개월 작전'' ] [ 이야기손님 : 김미화 김찬경 정광영 최현만 문순민 취업문이 IMF이후 바늘구멍이 돼버린 지금, 복사꽃(대학 복학생 4학년을 지칭하는 속어)들의 고민이 이만저만이 아니다. 정작 대학문을 나서도 반겨주는 곳이 거의 없기때문이다. 이런 현실탓에 실업회피를 목적으로 휴학계를 내거나 행시나 사시를 치르는게 속 편하다며 고시촌을 기웃거리는 학생이 적지 않다. 젊음과 패기...

    한국경제 | 1999.06.07 00:00

  • [해외유머] '경마광'

    The woman seeking a divorce charged that her husband "has lost all interest in me." "Then there must be something that attracts his attention,"said the judge. "There sure in, Your Honor", replied the woman. "He thinks only of horse racing. He ta...

    한국경제 | 1999.05.24 00:00

  • [해외유머] '종교와 장사'

    The man who had suddenly got religion was being examined by the parson before being fully accepted into the congregation. "You have renounced sin, no doubt?" "Yes, sir... by all means." "And you are henceforward going to be a brother to your neig...

    한국경제 | 1999.05.21 00:00

  • [경제노트] (영어로 배우는 국제경제) 'Nonsense on stilts'

    Whatever Wall Street"s immediate reaction to the long awaited departure of Robert Rubin as Treasury secretary, it will not stop talk about the so called "new paradigm". This is supposed to allow a combination of economic events previously regarded as impossible, ...

    한국경제 | 1999.05.19 00:00

  • [먼데이 머니] 돈 굴리기 : (재테크 사랑방) 김미화씨 자녀

    [ 개그개의 여왕 김미화씨 자녀를 위한 재테크 ] [ 단골손님 : 최현만 문순민 정광영 김찬경 ] 바야흐로 가정의 달 5월을 맞이했다. 5월의 최대 행사라면 어린이 날일 것이다. 아이들은 며칠전부터 각종 선물을 사달라고 난리다. 개그우먼 김미화씨 집도 예외가 아닌 모양이다. 방송 일이 바빠 아이들에게 충분히 잘해주지 못했던 김미화씨는 이번 어린이날만큼은 특별하고 뜻깊은 선물을 해주기로 했다. 인형을 사준다거나 놀이동산을 가...

    한국경제 | 1999.05.03 00:00

  • [해외유머] '기운없는 남자'

    Saul Prim''s wife Sussy whispered to him one day, "Will you go down to the basement and talk to Junior? I think he''s playing with himself." Saul replied, "Oh, let the kid alone. It''s a harmless habit and helps him grow." Sussy said, "In that case, ...

    한국경제 | 1999.04.28 00:00

  • [해외유머] '아인슈타인과 소녀'

    ... parents were gratified, but somewhat mystified too. One evening the mother found an opportunity to ask the professor, "What do you two talk about every day?" "Oh," laughed the proffessor, "she brings me cookies and I do her arithmetic for her." ------------------...

    한국경제 | 1999.03.26 00:00

  • [해외유머] '낚시꾼과 주유소 주인'

    A man was camped along a creek, enjoying trout fishing. Down the road was a gas station where the man would brag to the proprietor about his catches. Leaving for home, the camper had the owner fill his tank, paying him with a credit card. The fo...

    한국경제 | 1999.03.02 00:00