[한국경제] 뉴스 621-630 / 666건
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[해외유머] '아버지들의 행렬'
... "Darling," she said, "I want you to meet your daddy. Say something to him." "All right, mom," said the girl. "Daddy, would you please write down your name on my visitors'' book?" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- visitors'' book ...
한국경제 | 1998.03.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '지략'
... loan made to a business acquaintance. "Why don''t you sue him?" asked Rockefeller. "I neglected to have him acknowledge that in writing." "Well," said the billionaire, "just drop a letter demanding $200,000 he owes you." "But he owes me only $100,000." "Precisely," ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.25 00:00
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[해외유머] '부자 X씨'
... heard that a church needed an attendant, and he applied for the job. But he was turned down because he could neither read nor write. Over the years this man became a millionaire. One day he needed a great sum of money and called on a banker for a loan. A note ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.12 00:00
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[해외유머] '애견가의 아내'
A man walked into the police station to report that his wife was missing. The sergeant began writing up the report. "How tall is she?" "About so high." "How much does she weigh?" "About average, I guess." "Color of eyes?" "I would say they were neutral." ...
한국경제 | 1997.12.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '과속운전자'
... he''ll know I''m on the job." ======================================================================= plead : 간청하다, 사정하다 write out ticket : (교통규칙 위반자에게)딱지를 떼다 on the job : 직무에 충실한 ======================================================================= ...
한국경제 | 1997.10.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '신용평가 <하>'
... arrived on time. Then, a week later, the second payment arrived, along with a note written in a bad imitation of a child''s hand writing. "Now that I have established sufficeient credit," the note said, "could I trouble you for a loan of $5,000 to refurbish Daddy''s ...
한국경제 | 1997.10.18 00:00
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[해외유머] '부모와의 만남'
For their English class, the sixth-graders were asked to write an essay on the subject of "Parents." While going through the papers, the teacher could not help grinning when he came across the following passage in one of the papers: "We get our parents ...
한국경제 | 1997.08.12 00:00
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[해외유머] '애주가의 인생관'
The philosophy professor wrote on the blackborad: "Is life worth living?" He then told his class to write a paper on this subject. The professor pointed out with emphasis that it would be their final examination. One student complected his paper in ...
한국경제 | 1997.08.02 00:00
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[해외유머] '복수대상 리스트'
A woman bitten by a dog was advised by her doctor to write her last wishes as she might soon succhmb to hydrophobia. She spent ... lengthy will. "Will!" she snorted. "No-thing of the kind. I''m writing a list of the people I''m going to bite." -----------------...
한국경제 | 1997.07.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '백만장자라면'
The class had been assigned the writing of a composition on "What I would do if I had a million dollars." All the boys ans girls set busily to work-all except one, who sat at his desk doing nothing. "Don''t you know how to answer the question?" the ...
한국경제 | 1997.06.21 00:00