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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 치매증
An old man goes to a cathouse, knocks on the floor, and the madam answers. "Can I help you?" she says. The man says, "Yes. I''d like a woman." The madam says, "How old are you?" He says, "I''m ninety-six years old." She says, "Ninety-six years ...
한국경제 | 1993.02.26 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 남과 여
On her deathbed, Betty was giving final instructions to her husband. "Eli, you''ve been so good to me all these years. I know you never even thought about another woman. Now that I''m going, I want you to marry aganin as soon as possible, and I w...
한국경제 | 1993.02.17 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 대통령 <<<
> 대통령 br /> A little kindergartener announced at breakfast that he didn''t have to go to school because it was George Washington''s birth- day. Father asked: "Who was he?" The little boy answered: "He was the first Clinton." *kindergartener: 유치원...
한국경제 | 1993.02.15 00:00
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`하이텔-소비자 정보' 개통...소비자보호원, 12일부터
... `hitel-소비자정보''를 개통했다. 소보원은 하이텔에서 상품구입 요령, 소비자 피해상담등 12가지 정보를 제 공한다. 또 소비자가 고발센터를 찾는 번거러움을 덜기위해 연중무휴로 `통신상담 서비스''를 개발해 불만내용을 컴퓨터로 접수, 처리할 계획이다. 소비자정보를 이용하는 방법은 하이텔 초기화면 13번 그림정보에서 6번 ` 공공정보''를 선택한뒤, 다시 4번 `소비자보호''를 선택하거나 초기화면에서 `go sobi''를 치면 된다.
한국경제 | 1993.02.12 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 패디와 대디
The family had a dog named Paddy whom a daughter aged 9 and a son aged 7 adored. One day Paddy was run over by a truck and killed. When they came home from school Mama said, "Children, Paddy was killed this morning." To her surprise, neither of t...
한국경제 | 1993.01.26 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 만능 용제
A farmer''s son came home from college and said his class was trying to find a universal solvent. "What''s that?" asked the farmer. "It''s liquid that will dissolve everything," explained the son. "Great idea," nodded the farmer. "But when you fi...
한국경제 | 1993.01.03 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 구두쇠
The professor of chemistry, a notorious miser, was demonstrating the properties of acid. "I am going to drop this silver dollar into this glass of acid," he said. "Will it dissolve ?" "No," several students answered promptly. "Explain your answe...
한국경제 | 1993.01.02 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 서비스 <<<
> 서비스 br /> The diner was annoyed because the waiter had brought him a knife and fork, but no spoon. "This coffee" he said pointedly "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fingers." The waiter beat a hasty retreat to the kitchen. He returned ...
한국경제 | 1992.12.28 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 현지여인들
... reporting back on the job. About an hour later she awoke again, to find herself being shaken by Lin. "Time to get dressed and go home now, Missy." =============================================================== * bright : 똑똑한 * report back on the job : ...
한국경제 | 1992.12.25 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 전속
... engaged?" asked one of her friends. "I feel just like a man must feel after he has built up his business and then finds himself about go in to the hands of a receiver," she replied. ------------------------------------------------------------ * belle : 미인(특히 ...
한국경제 | 1992.12.09 00:00