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[비즈니스 유머] 미모의 90대 - Beautiful Nonagenarian

In the plastic surgery office a 92-year-old patient was preparing to have some reconstructive surgery on nose. She was extremely sharp and knowledgeable, asking many good questions about the procedure. Just as the doctor was getting ready for the surgery, ...

한국경제 | 2014.10.20 20:49

[비즈니스 유머] 화려한 꽃다발 - Beautiful Bouquet

The beautiful bouquet of roses a grateful patient sent to the hospital drew a lot of attention, and passers-by continually asked the nurses who they were from. One harried nurse, apparently tired of explaining, told an inquirer, “They are from my ...

한국경제 | 2014.09.15 20:58

[비즈니스 유머] 의사와 변호사 - Surgeon vs Lawyer

A patient on the operating table was just about to be operated. He was screaming hysterically, “Tell me, Dr. Bullman isn’t my surgeon! He can’t be! No, no, no!” The operating room team had him almost under control when Dr. Bullman ...

한국경제 | 2014.08.29 21:23

'에볼라' 최초 감염자, 작년 말 기니 두살배기 남아로 추정

... 바이러스' 사태의 최초 발원지가 기니의 두살배기 남자아이인 것으로 추정됐다. 뉴욕타임스는 9일(현지시간) 에볼라 사태의 시작을 추적한 결과 지난해 12월6일 기니 남동부의 국경마을 구에케도우에서 숨진 두살 남아가 최초 감염자(Patient Zero)인 것으로 보인다고 '뉴 잉글랜드 저널 오브 메디신'의 보고서를 인용해 보도했다. 이에 따르면 남자아이가 정체불명의 병에 걸려 숨진 뒤 일주일이 지나 남자아이의 엄마와 세살짜리 누나, 이어 할머니까지 차례로 ...

한국경제 | 2014.08.10 15:59

[비즈니스 유머] 병원 금지규정 - Hospital Restrictions

Years ago when a housewife went in the hospital for surgery, a rule prohibited children under 12 from visiting patients. Her 11-year-old son seemed to understand, but her six-year-old daughter took the restriction very hard. They discovered why she was ...

한국경제 | 2014.07.29 20:48

[비즈니스 유머] 80대 술꾼 - Octogenarian Boozer

...d man went to his doctor for a regular checkup, and during the course of the examination the doctor noticed that the elderly patient’s hands fluttered and quivered like leaves duing a windstorm. “You must do a great deal of drinking,” observed the ...

한국경제 | 2014.06.08 20:45

[비즈니스 유머] 노인과 젊은 신부-An Old Man's Young Wife

A 70-year-old patient explained his predicament to the doctor. He had recently married a gorgeous girl in her 20s, but unfortunately, every night at bedtime when he and the lovely bride were ready and willing, he would fall asleep. The doctor scribed out ...

한국경제 | 2014.06.06 21:03

[비즈니스 유머] 정신과 전문의 - Psychiatrist

... US psychiatrists were at a convention. “What was your most difficult case?” one asked the other. “Once I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world,” replied his colleague. “He firmly believed that a rich uncle in South America was ...

한국경제 | 2014.06.05 20:47

[비즈니스 유머] 돈 밝히는 의사 - Money-conscious Physician

... shoemaker to a doctor who thought more of his fees than of his patients. “What if I don’t cure her?” asked the doctor. ... her, I’ll pay you.” The treatment started, but the patient died within a few days. Shortly after, the doctor demanded his ...

한국경제 | 2014.05.22 20:53

[비즈니스 유머] 세 정신과 의사 - Three Psychiatrists

... out?” another suggests. So the first psychiatrist confesses, “I'm a compulsive shopper and deeply in debt, so I usually overbill my patients.” The second admits, “I have a drug problem and frequently pressure my patients into buying illegal drugs for me.” The third doctor ...

한국경제 | 2014.04.23 20:47