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[비즈니스 유머] 참견 - Meddlesome

Nancy and her convent-raised young daughter were riding in a taxi one evening through an area in midtown notorious for prostitutes. “What are those women waiting for, Mother?” inquired the girl. “They are probably meeting their husbands there after work,” ...

한국경제 | 2012.11.16 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] LA vs New York

... make her feel at home, her boss invited her into his office and said, “I'm sure you'll adjust to our New York operation, Miss Nancy. We do things here pretty much the same as in the L.A. office.” The girl nodded and said, “That's fine, sir. Would you like me to ...

한국경제 | 2012.10.02 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 말없는 시간 - Silence

“Nancy, your boy friend stayed very late last night, didn't he?” the mother said to her daughter. “Yes, mother. Did the noise disturb you?” “Well, no, but the periods of silence did worry your dad and me.” “낸시야, 너의 남자친구 말이다, 간밤에 꽤나 늦게까지 있다 가더구나.” “그래요, ...

한국경제 | 2012.09.10 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 휴가철 - Vacation

Nancy and her husband George were discussing their upcoming vacation. She said she'd like to buy a guide book to help them decide where to go. George left the room and came back with their checkbook. “Here, read this,” he told her. “It says we should stay ...

한국경제 | 2012.07.19 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 깨진 리듬

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Nancy went to comfort her 95-year-old grandmother. Asked how her grandpa died, granny replied. “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning...” Horrified, Nancy told her ...

한국경제 | 2012.06.24 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 다리미의 특별 용도

When my daughter Nancy attended a college in Canada, she missed the Mexican dishes native to our home in Southern California. One night she phoned and asked me to send her the ingredients for quesadillas(flour tortillas spread with cheese, folded and heated ...

한국경제 | 2012.04.27 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 추도사

... notorious bum whose remains were being honored. Finally the wife of the deceased leaned over to one of her children and said, “Nancy, go over and see if that is really your father in the coffin.” 악명 높은 건달이 죽어서 장례식을 치르는 자리. 관 머리에 선 목사는 고인의 인격과 성실성, 근면함, 자비심, 동정심에 ...

한국경제 | 2012.03.25 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 늙은이

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Nancy noticed something funny about Mary's ear and said, “Nancy, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?” Mary answered, “I have? A suppository?” She pulled it out and ...

한국경제 | 2012.01.06 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 어기대는 일곱 살

Nancy was sometimes very naughty seven year-old. One day, on one of those occasions, her mother said, “Don't you know that if you keep being so naughty, your children will be naughty too?” Nancy started to giggle, louder and louder. “And what is so funny, ...

한국경제 | 2011.12.15 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 여성편력

After three years of marriage, Nancy was still questioning her husband about his romantic past. "Come on, tell me," she asked perhaps for the hundredth time, "how many women have you slept with?" "Oh, Honey," he protested, "if I told you, you'd throw ...

한국경제 | 2011.11.07 00:00 | 제작조판3