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[비즈니스 유머] 교수-과학자-정부관리

... smarter too. But what about the third?" "It's from a Washington bureaucrat. It'll cost you half a million dollars." "Why so much?" the patient asked. "Never been used." 돈 많은 부자가 중병에 걸려 드러누웠다. "살아날 수 있는 길은 단 하나뿐인데 그건 두뇌를 이식하는 겁니다. 그런데 실험단계에 있는 이 수술은 비용이 여간 많이 드는 게 아닙니다. ...

한국경제 | 2009.09.17 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 의사자녀 교육비

A fellow went to his doctor for a yearly examination. After consulting the X rays, EKG and charts, the physician said to the patient, "I have some good news and some bad news. Which do you want to first?" "The good news." "Okay. My son has been accepted ...

한국경제 | 2009.08.02 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 생식력 검사

... doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen phial home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The patient came back the next day with an empty specimen phial and said; "Well, I tried with my right hand… nothing. So I tried with my left hand… ...

한국경제 | 2009.06.25 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 남 vs 여

... outside, the physician examined him and explained that, though rare, his condition could be corrected by minor surgery. The patient's wife, told of the diagnosis and the need for surgery, asked, "Well, how long will he be on crutches?" "Crutches??" the doctor ...

한국경제 | 2009.06.22 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 오진(diagnose erroneously)

... doctor wanted to go hunting, so he said to his assistant, "George, I'm going hunting tomorrow and I want you to take care of all my patients." When the doctor returned George said that he had taken care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him ...

한국경제 | 2009.05.28 00:00

[세계 경제금융 컨퍼런스] 폴 크루그먼-김인준 대담 영어전문

... situation that kind of crises where everything springs back once the acute phase is over. The analogy I can use is that this is like a patient in a hospital, and he's now off the critical list. But as far as we can tell it maybe years before he's actually released back to ...

한국경제 | 2009.05.21 00:00 | 유창재

[한경에세이] 렌즈 속 휴머니즘

... World" in 2007, which was the first photo exhibition with photos of patients in Korea to portray the actual patients with in-depth artistic ... His artistic photos captured real and impressive scenes of 100 patients and caregivers such as patient families and healthcare professionals. ...

한국경제 | 2009.04.22 00:00 | 정영민

[비즈니스 유머] 유명한 환자

A surgeon went to check on his very famous patient after an operation. She was awake, so he examined her. "You won't be here long," he said. She asked how long will it be before "I am able to have a normal sex life again, Doctor?" The surgeon seemed ...

한국경제 | 2009.04.09 00:00

[한경에세이] 행복 나누기

... volunteer projects every year, including spending the day with disabled children and senior citizens with no family, taking care of elderly patients at nursing homes as well as a fund-raising 'Beautiful Store' bazaar of goods donated by all associates for helping needy leukemia patients. ...

한국경제 | 2009.04.08 00:00 | 김수찬

[한경에세이] 역지사지

... 있지는 않은지.그렇다면 오늘은 한 번쯤 상대방의 입장에서 나를 돌아보는 시간을 가져보면 어떨까. [영문 원고] Patient-centric mindset Peter Jager,President of Novartis Korea < ... difference in changing the way we operate based on insights from patients ? patient centricity. Patient centricity means truly understanding ...

한국경제 | 2009.04.01 00:00 | 최규술