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[비즈니스 유머] 증권 브로커

... the blood-pressure readings, starting at the shock level of 60 and increasing to "70…80…90…". There was no doubt about the patient's successful recovery when, in the midst of their intonations, he suddenly yelled, "When it gets to 110―SELL!" 은퇴한 84살의 증권브로커가 ...

한국경제 | 2008.07.28 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 네 가지 조건

... brought to an old physician. After an hour's examination he told the entourage that it was a rare disorder of the testicles and the patient was to have sex to be cured. When the situation was explained the leader agreed to have sex under four conditions:"First the girl ...

한국경제 | 2008.06.09 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 비아그라

... dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient exclaimed. The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection," the patient says,"I'm fine with ...

한국경제 | 2007.10.07 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 참여의식

... daughter answered indignantly; "Because she's too young and she ruins everything." "Please let Alice play with you and be more patient with her." Later, the mother glanced outside and saw Alice sitting alone. "Alice,"she called "aren't the girls playing with you?" ...

한국경제 | 2007.08.05 00:00

[김기훈 대표의 어법 끝!] 36. 중요 형용사와 부사 (Adjective & Adverb) ②

... 아니다. 5.You are not entirely free from the crime. 당신은 그 죄로부터 완전히 자유롭지는 못하다. ♣Check it out 다음 문장의 [ ]에서 어법상 적절한 표현을 골라라. 1.Patients often ask me, "Why is everything I enjoy bad for me?" Well,that's not [necessary / necessarily] true, although it often seems that ...

한국경제 | 2007.05.25 15:43 | 오형규

[비즈니스 유머] 왜소증

" Don't laugh! " said the patient. "I've never laughed at a patient," the doctor said. "Okay then," the patient said and proceeded to drop his trousers,revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of ...

한국경제 | 2007.05.09 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 천국과 지옥

A very virtuous lady died and found herself in hell. She phoned and complained to St. Peter, who asked her to be patient because heaven was overcrowded. Two weeks later she phoned again, telling St. Peter that they were teaching her to drink and smoke. ...

한국경제 | 2007.05.01 00:00

오초아 시즌 첫승 챙겨 ‥ 美LPGA 세이프웨이 우승

... 떨구며 버디를 잡아 동타를 이룬 뒤 마지막 2개 홀에서 잇따라 버디를 솎아내면서 최종 합계 18언더파 270타로 페테르센을 2타차로 따돌렸다. 시즌 첫승이자 통산 10승째.우승 상금은 22만5000달러. 오초아의 인터뷰에서는 'patient(인내)'라는 말이 자주 나왔다. 그는 "초반 경기가 잘 풀리지 않을 때 '인내'해야 한다고 생각했다. 2년 전의 상처를 되풀이하지 않기 위해 애썼다"고 말했다. 장정(27·기업은행)은 합계 10언더파 278타로 공동 3위,...

한국경제 | 2007.03.26 00:00 | 한은구

[비즈니스 유머] 천덕꾸러기 신세

Two patients limped into two different clinics with same hip joint complaint. The first patient waits 18 weeks to see a specialist and has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then. The second patient is examined within the hour and has a time booked ...

한국경제 | 2007.03.06 00:00

[김기훈 대표의 어법 끝!] 22. 준동사(Verbals) ①

부정사ㆍ동명사ㆍ분사 등으로 동사처럼 쓰여!! ♣ 준동사도 동사다 준동사는 말 그대로 '동사에 준한다'는 뜻으로 그 어법이 동사에 준하여 활용된다는 뜻이다. 이러한 준동사에는 부정사,동명사,분사 등이 있으며 이들은 문장에서 명사,형용사,부사 등 다양하게 쓰이지만 기본적으로 다음과 같은 5가지 동사적 속성을 지닌다. 1.의미상 주어가 필요하다 ex)It is very cruel of you to abuse animals like tha...

한국경제 | 2007.02.09 15:37 | 오형규