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[비즈니스 유머] 겁나는 치과

... seat with a stick pin. She opened her mouth to holler, and the dentist was able to finish his work. When it was all over, the patient was asked,"Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?" "No," the woman said."Bit I didn't expect to feel the pain so far down." 치과에 가서 의자에 올라앉기만 ...

한국경제 | 2008.10.05 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 정신이상

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. "Well," said the director,"we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket ...

한국경제 | 2008.09.30 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 겁먹은 경관

As a dentist, I try to relieve my patients' anxiety by going over the procedures before starting. After talking to one patient, a police officer, I asked him if he had any questions. I must have been a little too graphic in my description, becuase he ...

한국경제 | 2008.08.26 00:00

[김기훈 대표의 백그라운드 잉글리쉬] 44. 주제별 영어 표현 - ⑦ 옷·이름·신분

... one's middle name이란 게 있는데 이는 그 사람의 성격상 가장 큰 특징을 말할 때 쓴다. 다시 말해서 '성격이 아주 ~하다'는 뜻으로 잘 쓰인다. Patience is my middle name. (=I am very patient.) 끈기하면 나지. first name은 given name이라고 하는 경우도 많은데 이는 first name이라고 하면 우리나라나 중국처럼 last name을 먼저 말하는 나라 사람들이 혼동할 수 있기 때문에 새로 만들어진 표현이라고 ...

한국경제 | 2008.08.08 14:12 | 박정호

[비즈니스 유머] 증권 브로커

... the blood-pressure readings, starting at the shock level of 60 and increasing to "70…80…90…". There was no doubt about the patient's successful recovery when, in the midst of their intonations, he suddenly yelled, "When it gets to 110―SELL!" 은퇴한 84살의 증권브로커가 ...

한국경제 | 2008.07.28 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 네 가지 조건

... brought to an old physician. After an hour's examination he told the entourage that it was a rare disorder of the testicles and the patient was to have sex to be cured. When the situation was explained the leader agreed to have sex under four conditions:"First the girl ...

한국경제 | 2008.06.09 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 비아그라

... dentist to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient exclaimed. The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill. "No objection," the patient says,"I'm fine with ...

한국경제 | 2007.10.07 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 참여의식

... daughter answered indignantly; "Because she's too young and she ruins everything." "Please let Alice play with you and be more patient with her." Later, the mother glanced outside and saw Alice sitting alone. "Alice,"she called "aren't the girls playing with you?" ...

한국경제 | 2007.08.05 00:00

[김기훈 대표의 어법 끝!] 36. 중요 형용사와 부사 (Adjective & Adverb) ②

... 아니다. 5.You are not entirely free from the crime. 당신은 그 죄로부터 완전히 자유롭지는 못하다. ♣Check it out 다음 문장의 [ ]에서 어법상 적절한 표현을 골라라. 1.Patients often ask me, "Why is everything I enjoy bad for me?" Well,that's not [necessary / necessarily] true, although it often seems that ...

한국경제 | 2007.05.25 15:43 | 오형규

[비즈니스 유머] 왜소증

" Don't laugh! " said the patient. "I've never laughed at a patient," the doctor said. "Okay then," the patient said and proceeded to drop his trousers,revealing the tiniest penis the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been bigger than the size of ...

한국경제 | 2007.05.09 00:00