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[비즈니스 유머] 진단

Several doctors were consulting one another on what to do with a patient, while he eavesdropped. Later, his wife asked him what the doctors had decided. "I don't know." the man replied. "They used medical terms I didn't understand. They said something ...

한국경제 | 2005.08.04 00:00 | 이성구2

[Reading Skills] 8. 인터넷을 통한 영어학습법(4)

... 11 human stem-cell lines perfectly matched to the DNA of human patients - a giant leap beyond anything any other lab has achieved. The ... created stem-cell lines is genetically identical to one of Hwang's patients. That means any new tissue derived from that patient's cell line ...

한국경제 | 2005.08.01 09:29 | 현승윤

[비즈니스 유머] 꼴찌 차

The woman was driving on a freeway. She noticed that although she was going over the speed limit, cars were passing her as if she were standing still. Suddenly, she heard a siren and saw a police officer motioning for her to pull over. While he wai...

한국경제 | 2005.07.01 00:00 | 이성구2

[Reading Skills] 4. 배경지식(Schema)의 활성화(1)

... match the individual for the first time.(한국 과학자들은 최초로 개인에게 적합하게 맞춰진 줄기세포를 만들어 냈다.) ◆ egg(난자) by taking genetic material from the patient and putting it into a donated egg(환자로부터 유전물질을 채취해 이를 기증된 난자에 이식시킴으로써) ◆ organ transplant(장기이식),rejection(거부반응) The resultant cells were ...

한국경제 | 2005.06.27 10:03 | 현승윤

[비즈니스 유머] 신품 vs 중고품

"The only chance is brain transplant," the doctor said to the patient's family. "The problem is that brains are very expensive." "Well," one of the family member asked, "how much does it cost?" "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000." ...

한국경제 | 2005.06.15 00:00 | 이성구2

[비즈니스 유머] 다음 가는 인물

An Asian potentate wanted to build a magnificent library and art gallery for his people. He summoned all the great builders in his land and asked each man to tell him why he should be chosen for the job and who would be his second choice. The poten...

한국경제 | 2005.05.26 00:00 | 이성구2

[비즈니스 유머] 법정심문

... check for blood pressure? Witness: No. Lawyer: Did you check for breathing? Witness: No. Lawyer: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you signed the certificate? Witness: No. Lawyer: How can you be so sure, Doctor? Witness: Because his brain was ...

한국경제 | 2005.05.20 00:00 | 이성구2

[비지니스 유머] 외나무다리의 조우

A patient on the operating table was about to be anesthetized. He was screaming hysterically,"Tell me Dr.Baker isn't my surgeon ! He can't be! no, no!" The operating room team had him almost under control when Dr.Baker entered, took one look at his patient ...

한국경제 | 2005.04.04 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 섹스금지령

Patient to doctor : "After your first checkup you made me quit smoking because I smoked too much. Next you made me quit drinking becauses I drank too much. Now I'm just back from my honeymoon, so this checkup really scares the hell out of me!" 환자와 ...

한국경제 | 2004.11.15 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] S(ASKATECHE)WAN

A plain nurse was telling a voluptuous co-worker about the sailor who was a patient. "He's tattooed," she confided (and her voice dropped low,) "in a very intimate place!" "You mean." gasped the beautiful girl. "Yes! There's actually a word tattooed ...

한국경제 | 2004.11.09 00:00