전체뉴스 281-290 / 353건
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[비즈니스 유머] '마누라 죽이기'
... during sex." He left with the bottle of pills and a smile on his face. Nearly a month passed. One day the doctor passed by the patient coming down in a wheelchair. "What happened?" asked the doctor. "Don't worry, doc," the patient said, "two more days and she'll ...
한국경제 | 2002.02.20 17:57
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[비즈니스 유머] '거물 청년'
... needed. "Why all the attention?" asked the friend. "After all, you're not in a very serious condition." "You know," smiled the patient,"the girls sort of formed a fan club when the word got around that my circumcision required twenty-two stitches. ---------------...
한국경제 | 2002.02.06 13:46
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[해외유머] '횡재'
... He began by asking the octogenarian what he would do if he won $500,000. "I"d give you and the church half of it," said the patient. The preacher fell over and dead... --------------------------------------------------------------- sweepstakes:내기경마(건 돈을 ...
한국경제 | 2001.08.21 14:40
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[해외유머] '윤리강령'
... can't," said the doctor. "Why not, doctor?" "We doctor have what is known as an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients. In fact, I really shouldn't be having sex with you like this." --------------------------------------------------------------- ...
한국경제 | 2001.07.03 09:44
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[해외유머] '미녀'
... "Do you know what I''m doing?" "Yes, you''re checking for any lumps." "Correct," replied the doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. "Do you know what I''m doing?" "Yes, you''re getting V.D., which is why I came here." ...
한국경제 | 2001.06.12 18:07
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[해외유머] '여자나이'
... the nurse reassuringly. "At least age is on her side." "She''s not so young," said the husband. "She''s 45" At this point the patient moved slightly, and quietly but firmly murmured, "Forty-four." --------------------------------------------------------------- ...
한국경제 | 2001.06.11 09:52
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메디아나, 美 타이코에 환자감시장치 OEM 수출
의료장비 벤처기업 메디아나(대표 길문종)는 미국의 타이코(TYCO)와 3년간 최소 3천만달러(약 4백억원) 상당의 환자관찰장치(Patient Monitor)를 주문자상표부착생산(OEM) 방식으로 수출키로 계약을 맺었다고 9일 밝혔다. 타이코사는 전세계 1백여개 국에 근거지를 두고 있는 다국적 기업으로 지난해 2백90억달러의 매출을 올리는 등 헬스케어 부문에서 세계 2위권을 차지하고 있는 업체다. 오는 7월 1백만달러 어치가 먼저 공급될 메디아나의 ...
한국경제 | 2001.05.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '노인의 선택'
The doctor said after examining an old man, "Your hearing is getting worse." "So, what should I do?" asked the elderly patient. "You must cut out somking, drinking and women," said the doctor. "What, just so I can hear a little better?" exclaimed the ...
한국경제 | 2001.04.03 00:00
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[해외유머] '할아버지들의 정력'
... 70, that she always felt uncomfortable telling the young girls about the need to be careful around certain of the older male patients. The mother superiop volunteered to give it for her, and reduced the woman''s 30 minutes of embarrassed rambling to a one-liner which ...
한국경제 | 2001.03.19 00:00
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[해외유머] '수금'
A dentist spotted a deadbeat patient while dining at his country club. He called the patient aside and reminded him that he owed $450 for work done two years earlier. To the dentist''s astonishment, the patient wrote a check for the full amount. The ...
한국경제 | 2001.02.13 00:00