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Patient : Why am I in here? Doctor : You''ve had an accident involving a train. Patient : What happened? Doctor : Your legs were injured so bad that we had to amputate both of them. Patient : That''s terrible! Doctor : I''ve got some good news too. ...

한국경제 | 2000.03.30 00:00

Patient-Doctor, you must help me. Doctor-Well, tell me what can I do for you. Patient-I''m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor-Tell me about your problem. Patient-I just did, didn''t I, you stupid bastard!!! -...

한국경제 | 2000.03.28 00:00

"Would you help me?" the dentist implored Mrs.Smith, his patient. "You mean to say I can help you? How?" asked the patient. "Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?" said the doctor. "Why, Doc? As a matter of fact, it isn''t ...

한국경제 | 1999.12.24 00:00

Doctor after thorough examination of the patient : "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient : "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor : "You have cancer. I estimate that you have about two years left." Patient ...

한국경제 | 1999.11.18 00:00

... totally naked woman with a glorious figure appered for about five seconds, stretching her arms upward before disappering. The patient thought he had remained motionless during the exhibition, but the dentist, still facing away from the window, knew something had ...

한국경제 | 1999.11.12 00:00

A psychiatrist found his patient somewhat loath to reveal the nature of his difficulties. So he tried an experiment. He took pad and pencil and drew a straight line up and down. Then he asked the young man, "What is this I just drew?" "A sexy girl," ...

한국경제 | 1999.11.05 00:00

The rich but miserly patient shook his doctor''s hand in gratitude and said, "Since we''ve become the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will." "That ...

한국경제 | 1999.08.27 00:00

"By the way," said the doctor after listening to the patient''s complaint, "how active is your love life?" "It''s quite regular," said the patient, "Every Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday." "Maybe your problem is in that area. I should suggest ...

한국경제 | 1999.08.24 00:00

... stitches." A few months later the woman showed up again with the same problem and went throught the same surgical process. As the patient was walking toward the door, the doctor said : "You won''t need may help any more." The woman looked puzzled. "You have a zipper ...

한국경제 | 1999.08.19 00:00

... phrase: "In the long run, we are all dead." But what if the world economy is changing in ways that mean we won"t have to be so patient for the virtuous long run? What if the same folks who suffer the pain could enjoy the pleasure? Imagine how much easier it would ...

한국경제 | 1999.08.04 00:00