전체뉴스 291-300 / 349건
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[해외유머] '운동을 못 하는 이유'
Here are some excuses doctors heard from patients explaining why they can''t exercise. "An earthquake drained my pool." "My dog ate my running shoes." "My wife would be angry if I lost weight." "If I exercise, I might not have enough energy left over ...
한국경제 | 2000.08.31 00:00
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[해외유머] '주유소의 의사'
... station due to open in an hour with only one car waiting. Joyfully, he got into line, only to be beeped on his paging service by a patient. He called the patient from a phone booth at the station and determined hes ailment was not serious. Since the patient lived ...
한국경제 | 2000.05.26 00:00
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[해외유머] '첫 인상(?)'
The dentist needed to take an impression of the new patient''s mouth in order to have dentures made. The material he had prepared was ready, and he placed the impression tray in mouth. When he removed the tray, he noticed a large air bubble in a critical ...
한국경제 | 2000.04.25 00:00
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[해외유머] '견습 간호사'
The student nurse''s first patient was a little boy who had spent considerable time in the hospital to be familiar with everything. The nurse was to count his heartbeat. After warming the metal on her hand, she placed the stethoscope on his chest. She ...
한국경제 | 2000.04.22 00:00
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[해외유머] '건강관리'
Patient : Doctor, I feel very depressed. Doctor : You should cut down on drinks. Patient : I don''t touch a drop. Doctor : You should cut down on smoking. Patient : I don''t smoke. Doctor : You should stop taking drugs. Patient : I don''t do drugs. ...
한국경제 | 2000.03.31 00:00
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[해외유머] '좋은 소식(?)'
Patient : Why am I in here? Doctor : You''ve had an accident involving a train. Patient : What happened? Doctor : Your legs were injured so bad that we had to amputate both of them. Patient : That''s terrible! Doctor : I''ve got some good news too. ...
한국경제 | 2000.03.30 00:00
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[해외유머] '스트레스 폭발'
Patient-Doctor, you must help me. Doctor-Well, tell me what can I do for you. Patient-I''m under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor-Tell me about your problem. Patient-I just did, didn''t I, you stupid bastard!!! -...
한국경제 | 2000.03.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '스포츠 맨'
"Would you help me?" the dentist implored Mrs.Smith, his patient. "You mean to say I can help you? How?" asked the patient. "Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?" said the doctor. "Why, Doc? As a matter of fact, it isn''t ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.24 00:00
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[해외유머] '두가지 소식'
Doctor after thorough examination of the patient : "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient : "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor : "You have cancer. I estimate that you have about two years left." Patient ...
한국경제 | 1999.11.18 00:00
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[해외유머] '누드쇼'
... totally naked woman with a glorious figure appered for about five seconds, stretching her arms upward before disappering. The patient thought he had remained motionless during the exhibition, but the dentist, still facing away from the window, knew something had ...
한국경제 | 1999.11.12 00:00