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The couple decided to use the word ''typewriter'' as code indicating sex. One day the husband told his five years old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter." Her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can''t type a letter...

한국경제 | 2001.05.28 00:00

A very nervous man, accompanied by his nagging wife, was examined by a doctor. After checking the chart, he nodded and wrote the man a prescription for powerful tranquilizer. "How often do I take these?" the man asked. "Let''s start off with once ...

한국경제 | 2001.05.05 00:00

... sir?" The class broke up laughing, and when they settled down the teacher responded with, "Well, then I guess you''ll have to learn to write with your other hand!" --------------------------------------------------------------- assignment : 숙제 excuse : 변명행위 medical ...

한국경제 | 2001.04.27 00:00

... that the side of his parked car is rammed in. Seeing a note under the windshield, he reads it. On the paper is written : "As I''m writing this, about a dozen people are watching me. They think I''m giving you my name, phone number, and insurance company. But I''m not..." ...

한국경제 | 2001.04.26 00:00

...수나 마리아, 성인을 눈에 보이는 조각이나 그림으로 표현한 성상화(聖像畵)속의 인물들은 그들의 실체와 같을 수는 없다. 그것은 성상화를 뜻하는 아이코노그라피(Iconography)가 ''이미지(icon)''와 ''쓰기(to write)''의 합성어인데서도 드러난다. 보이지 않는 것을 가시적 이미지로 표현한 것이 성상화다. 실제로 중세 이후 이탈리아를 비롯 유럽전역에서 제작된 성상화에 나타나는 예수의 얼굴은 시대와 국가 예술가에 따라 각양각색이다. 공통점이 있다면 ...

한국경제 | 2001.03.30 00:00

... 무선통신기기 생산공정 기능테스트 시스템이 개발됐다. 천안밸리내 충남테크노파크에 입주한 에버테크노(사장 정백운)는 13일 휴대폰 자동화장비,반도체 제조장비,로봇 응용시스템 등 반도체 장비 생산공정 기능테스트 시스템인 "ROM Write 및 Func Test System"을 개발 하는데 성공했다고 밝혔다. 이 시스템은 통신기기에 장착될 반도체에 프로그램을 저장하거나,기판에 조립하는 것 등 3단계 공정을 하나로 줄이는 동시에 처리속도 또한 2~3배 이상 빠른 획기적인 방식이다. ...

한국경제 | 2001.03.14 00:00

In 1890, Mark Twain wrote in the New York World : It is my Christmas hope and aspiration that all of us-the high, the low, the rich, the poor, the admired, the despised, the loved, the hated, the civilized, the savage-may eventually be gathered toget...

한국경제 | 2001.02.26 00:00

A dentist spotted a deadbeat patient while dining at his country club. He called the patient aside and reminded him that he owed $450 for work done two years earlier. To the dentist''s astonishment, the patient wrote a check for the full amount. T...

한국경제 | 2001.02.13 00:00

The cub reporter was emphatically told by his editor never to write any thing that could not be verified from personal investigation. Soon afterwards he was assigned to cover a local social event, attended by many of the town''s bigwigs. His story ran ...

한국경제 | 2001.02.09 00:00

The lad was asked to write a brief essay on Socrates, and came through with : "Socrates was the wisest man in ancient Greece. He knew everything about everybody. And he told everything he knew. And so they poisoned him." -------------------------...

한국경제 | 2001.01.18 00:00