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    • [비즈니스 유머] 전문가와 문외한

      A man went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "Every time I get into bed I think there's somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there's somebody on top of it. I'm going crazy!" "Just let me take care of you for two years," said the shrink....

      한국경제 | 2004.12.08 00:00

    • [브리핑] 외환시장 달러화 강세반전 가능성...다이와증권(유지 카메오카)

      외환시장 달러화 강세반전 가능성...다이와증권(유지 카메오카) : Monthly Economic Review: November 2004 - 주요 국가들이 달러화 약세를 계속 용인할 것이라고 기대하기는 힘들어 보인다. 점차 가중되는 인플레이션에 대한 우려로 인해 미국의 입장에서도 실질적인 달러화 약세를 계속 지지하기란 쉽지 않을 것이고, 또한 약달러정책에 필요한 통화완화정책도 효과를 거두기가 어려울 것으로 보이기 때문이다. 더욱이, 이미 달러화는 ...

      한국경제 | 2004.11.16 13:28

    • [비즈니스 유머] 횡재

      Jack decides to go skiing with his buddy Bob. After driving for a few hours, they get caught in a blizzard. Pulling into a farmhouse,they ask the attractive lady of the house if they can spend the night. "I'm recently widowed," she says,"and I'm a...

      한국경제 | 2004.11.12 00:00

    • [비즈니스 유머] 생활습관

      The couple raised their four children on the farm they had homesteaded and had survived through the Great Depression. They practiced not buying anything they could live without for three days. Better times came, but they continued to practice their...

      한국경제 | 2004.10.21 00:00

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      [비즈니스 유머] 공짜구경

      A couple took their three-month-old son to the movies with them. On the way in, the usher said they'd have to leave if the baby cried. "But we'll refund your money," he added. After watching the movie for a half-hour, the husband turned to his wife. ...

      한국경제 | 2004.10.12 00:00

    • [비즈니스 유머] 현물세

      ... happiness in your new apartment," he said, handing her the two keys. She straightened up and accepted the keys. "And here is a month's rent in advance," she said as she handed him back one of the keys. 미남 부동산업자는 일찍이 그토록 탐스럽게 생긴 여자에게 아파트를 임대한 적은 없었다 싶었다. 여자가 ...

      한국경제 | 2004.10.06 00:00

    • [비즈니스 유머] 아기와 아빠

      As the mother was nursing her three-month-old baby,her five-year-old son walked into the room. He stared at what his mother and the baby were doing, and then said,"Mommy,I thought Daddy drank that all up last night!" 어머니가 석달 된 아기에게 젖을 먹이고있는 방에 다섯살 된 아들녀석이 ...

      한국경제 | 2004.06.24 00:00

    • [비즈니스 유머] 앙갚음

      Wanting to borrow some money to make a six-month tour of Europe, an American man went to the bank where he had done business for years. The bank refused the loan. He went to another bank and obtained the loan without any difficulty. Then he bought a ...

      한국경제 | 2004.06.11 00:00

    • [7대 암] 癌중모색… 건강한 삶 지름길

      '암을 조기에 찾아내 치료하자' 대한암학회(이사장 박찬일)가 '암의 달'(Cancer Awareness Month) 6월을 맞아 우리나라 사람들이 잘 걸리는 위암,간암,대장암,유방암,자궁경부암,폐암,전립선암 등 7대 암에 대한 조기검진 가이드 라인을 내놨다. 지난해 국립암센터가 발표한 5대암 가이드 라인에 폐암과 전립선암을 포함시켜 대대적인 암 예방 홍보에 나선 것이다. 대한암학회는 조기검진율을 높여 암으로 인한 사망을 줄이고 급증하는 의료비 ...

      한국경제 | 2004.06.11 00:00

    • [비즈니스 유머] 예루살렘과 로마

      The Chief Rabbi and the Pope meet in Rome. The Rabbi notices a fancy phone on a table. "It's my direct line to the Lord," the Pope says, insisting that the Rabbi try it out. The man from Israel holds a lengthy discussion with the Lord. After hanging...

      한국경제 | 2004.05.10 00:00