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[해외유머] '기억력 훈련'
... couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "George, how was the memory clinic you went last month?" "Outstanding," replied George. "They taught us all the latest psychological techniques." "And what was the name of the clinic?" ...
한국경제 | 2000.05.07 00:00
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[해외유머] '정부보조'
A team of psychologists, working under a government research grant, undertook to determine how people choose which side of the bed to sleep on. After months of intensive research, they concluded that jealous types select the outside edge in a sub...
한국경제 | 2000.02.03 00:00
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[해외유머] '비아그라'
After 3 months of his wife''s nagging, the old man finally walked into the doctor''s office. "Doc, I''d like to get a prescription for viagra." "Not a problem." "Doc, before I forget I have to tell you this. I need each of the pills cut into fou...
한국경제 | 2000.01.21 00:00
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[월드투데이] 경제학자의 권력대열행 '유감'
... 때문이다. 그리고 그런 이론을 옹호하는 이들은 우파 세계에서는 명목뿐인 자리라도 언제나 얻을 수 있다. 좌파의 주장은 그나마 온건한 편이었다. 비록 재정적인 뒷받침은 부족했지만 말이다. "애틀랜틱 먼슬리(Atlantic Monthly)"와 같은 지식인들의 잡지에는 일본을 비롯한 아시아 국가들의 정부주도형 경제성장이 자유시장경제의 논리에 어긋난다는 주장을 솔직담백하게 담은 글이 실렸다. 좌파 경제학자들은 일본 등 아시아 국가들의 높은 성장수치 등에 현혹된 나머지 ...
한국경제 | 2000.01.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '1+1
Two partners who studied business administration at a prestigious university opened a store that failed in a month. A third man, who had no schooling, bought the store from them and built a huge success. They said to him : "We can''t understand it. ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.31 00:00
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[해외유머] '할머니의 남편'
... another for some time. After inquiring about each other''s health, one asked the other how her husband was doing. "Oh! Ted died a month ago. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the middle ...
한국경제 | 1999.12.16 00:00
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[해외유머] '2남 2녀'
An American doctor having an affair with his nurse was told that she was pregnant. He asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "How will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. "Just send me a postcard and write ''spaghetti'' on the...
한국경제 | 1999.12.08 00:00
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[해외유머] '두가지 소식'
Doctor after thorough examination of the patient : "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?" Patient : "Well, give me the bad news first." Doctor : "You have cancer. I estimate that you have about two years left." Patie...
한국경제 | 1999.11.18 00:00
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[경제를 배웁시다] (영어로 배우는 국제경제) '그린스펀'
... few months, Mr. Greenspan has appeared to the world to be the Dickensian villain, raising interest rates twice, saying last month that he''s leaning toward doing so again this month, while tossing, for good measure, another rhetorical bomb at the stock market. ...
한국경제 | 1999.11.03 00:00
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[해외유머] '의학적 기적'
An 80-year-old woman married an 85-year-old man. After about 6 months together the woman wasn''t feeling well and she went to her doctor. The doctor examined her and said, "Congratulations Mrs. Jones, you''re going to be a mother." "Get serious ...
한국경제 | 1999.11.01 00:00