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One late fall day in an ancient Indian village the chief called together his tribe and announced that he had news to give them-some good, some bad. He went on to say he would give them the bad news first and stated that due to their improvidence,...

한국경제 | 1997.05.08 00:00

The ship''s captain returned from a two-year voyage to find his wife nursing a month-old baby. "Who did this?" he demanded. "Was it friend Mike?" "No," his wife said. "Then, was it my friend Bob?" His wife shook her head. "Bill. Could it have been ...

한국경제 | 1997.04.14 00:00

A patient complained to the doctor that he was unable to sleep at night. The doctor told him to eat something before going to bed. "But," said the patient, "two months ago you told me not to eat anything before going to bed." "Well, this just il...

한국경제 | 1997.03.15 00:00

... a law that no whorehouse could be located within three hundred feet of a place of worship. So they''ve got till the end of the month to move that church." detour : 우회하다, 옆길로 빠지다 whorehouse : 유곽 gorgeous : (구어) 요염한 cuddle up to : ~에 바짝 달라붙다 town council : ...

한국경제 | 1997.02.13 00:00

Months later the doctor met his formet patient. "How do feel?" he asked. "Wonderful, doctor, never better." "I''ve been meaning to speak to you," said the doctor, "about that money for the new hospital." "What are you talking about?" said the pa...

한국경제 | 1997.02.05 00:00

Having leased an apartment to an attractive lady, the landlord appeared promptly on the first of the month and rapped sharply on the door. "Who is ti?" a female voice asked. "It''s the landlord," he shouted. "I''ve come to collect the rent." "Could ...

한국경제 | 1996.12.20 00:00

... every time he went to her house he used to take home something that belonged to her without her knowledge. Thus in about a month her eyes were completely cured, and so he asked her for the cost of medicine. But the domand was refused, for she said it proved ...

한국경제 | 1996.12.18 00:00

After eighteen months at sea, a sailor received a message from his wife, telling him she had just had a baby. As the proud man handed out cigars to his buddies, one mate asked as tactfully as possible. "Didn''t she have a rather long pregnancy?" ...

한국경제 | 1996.08.17 00:00

The welfare records showed that Mrs. Regan had been deserted ten years ago by her husband. Yet she had a large assortment of little six months up to kids in their early teens. "How come, Mrs. Regan," asked the puzzled worker, "you have so many s...

한국경제 | 1996.08.08 00:00

... you." "What do I need you for?" he shoot back. She countered with, "I just want to see how you are going to live with $20 a month." pass up : (미국 속어) (기회)를 놓치다 shoot back : 응사하다, 응수하다 counter : 반격하다 ------------------------------------------------------...

한국경제 | 1996.06.28 00:00