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[비즈니스 유머] 큰 조직 - Big Organization

A big corporation hired several cannibals for cultural diversity. “You can go to the cafeteria for something to eat,” the personnel manager said during the welcoming briefing. “But please don't eat any of the other employees.” The cannibals promised ...

한국경제 | 2013.06.25 16:58 | 이왈수

청와대 해킹 범인은 … 어나니머스 "우리는 해킹하지 않았다" 해명

국제 해킹단체인 어나니머스가 청와대를 해킹한 것이 아니냐는 의혹을 받자 "우리는 청와대를 해킹하지 않았다"고 해명하고 나섰다. 25일 오전 9시30분께 청와대( http://www.president.go.kr) 와 국무조정실( http://pmo.go.kr/pmo_web/main/ ) 홈페이지가 해킹을 당했다. 당시 청와대 홈페이지에 접속하면 "통일 대통령 김정은 장군님 만세! 우리의 요구 조건이 실현될 때까지 공격은 계속될 것이다"...

한국경제 | 2013.06.25 11:27 | 권효준

[비즈니스 유머] 유치원생 - Preschooler

When the bus driver stopped the vehicle to pick up the kid for preschool, he noticed an old woman hugging him as he left his house. “Is that your grandmother?” the driver asked. “Yes,” the kid said. “She has come to visit for a few weeks.” “How nice...

한국경제 | 2013.06.05 16:48 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 간교한 노파 - Cunning woman

A young man was picking up a few things at the supermarket when he noticed an old lady following him around. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him. “I'm sorry,” she said, “if my staring at you made you feel uncomfortable. ...

한국경제 | 2013.06.02 17:53 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 젓가락 - Chopsticks

A man was lunching at a Chinese restaurant in a big American city and noticed that the table had been set with forks, not chopsticks. When asked why, the waiter explained that they were provided only on request. “But,” the man countered, “if you gave...

한국경제 | 2013.05.06 17:01 | 이왈수

[톡톡 경제 English] 유튜브 광고단가 3분의1로 하락

▶ 유튜브 광고단가 3분의1로 하락 The vast majority of YouTube's users probably don't think of it as a place to earn money. The video giant wants to change that. It's trying to build a bench of talent that can support its ambition of competing with traditional TV...

한국경제 | 2013.05.05 17:59 | 고은이

[비즈니스 유머] 보이지 않는 글자 - Invisible letters

... Jamaican resort. One day, in the men's room, this guy happens to stand next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man too has the letters C-Y tattooed on his penis. “Excuse me,” he says, “but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Is your ...

한국경제 | 2013.04.29 16:59 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 말문 닫은 부부 - Silent treatment

An LA couple were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight to China. Not wanting to be the fi...

한국경제 | 2013.04.22 17:15 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 섹스 상식 - Common sexology

Athletes and their coaches long believed that having sex the night before an event was a bad idea. The idea was that, for men, the testosterone expelled during ejaculation could rob them of their energy. Good news for athletes (and their partners): T...

한국경제 | 2013.03.27 00:00 | 이왈수

푸짐한 경품과 함께하는 '제5회 한경닷컴 레이싱모델 출사 대회' 개최

서울모터쇼 티켓 2장·포토콘테스트 참여 기회 제공 한국경제신문 온라인미디어 한경닷컴은 썬팅전문기업 루마코리아와 함께 이달 29일 일산 킨텍스 서울모터쇼 전시장에서 '제5회 레이싱모델 출사대회'를 개최한다. 레이싱모델 출사대회는 매 분기별로 '전문 레이싱모델과 자동차'라는 주제로 열린다. 5회를 맞은 이번 행사는 서울모터쇼 애프터마켓 특별관 제2전시장 루마필름부스에서 진행되며 △롯데치어리더(박기량 김연정) 댄스 공연 △레이싱모델(이미정 진영선...

한국경제 | 2013.03.14 00:00 | sojung12