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[해외유머] '상사와 부하'
Boss : "I told you to do this two months ago, and you tell me you forgot. What would you do if I forgot to pay you?" Employee : "I would remind you immediately. I wouldn''t wait tow months and then make a big stink." -----------------------------...
한국경제 | 1998.03.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '83세의 정력'
... walked into the confessional. The priest blessed him, then says, "Tell me your sins." The old man says, "My wife passed away a month ago after 53 years of marriage. Coming back from the funeral, I met this young girl 22 years old and slept together." The priest ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.20 00:00
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[산업I면톱] 세계은행, 국내기업 직접 지원..3~4곳 우선선정
세계은행이 자금난을 겪고 있는 국내 개별기업에 대해 직접적인 자금지원에 나선다. 이와관련 빠르면 2주내에 3-4개 기업이 1차 지원대상기업으로 선정될 예정이다. 세계은행산하 국제금융공사(IFC)의 라비 부가 아시아1과장은 21일 신라호텔에서 열린세계은행과 경제인 오찬간담회에 참석, "경쟁력이나 경영및 재무상태등이 건전한데도 불구하고 유동성 부족때문에 어려움을 겪는 한국기업들을 선정, 직접 도와주는 프로그램을 마련중"이라며 "IFC...
한국경제 | 1998.01.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '소년의 기도'
... bed, rubbing herself all over as she moaned, "I need a man, I need a man." The scene was repeated several times over the next month. One night, Joey got up to use the bathroom. As he passed his mother''s room, he saw a guy on the top of her. Immediately, Joey ...
한국경제 | 1997.12.27 00:00
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[해외유머] '판매원과 경찰관'
A salesman was dismissed because of a lack of courtesy to customers. A month later the sales manager spotted him walking about in a police uniform. "I see you''ve joined the force, Jones," said the sales manager. "Yes," replied Jones. "This is the ...
한국경제 | 1997.12.20 00:00
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[해외유머] '젖먹이 시절'
The psychiatrist has just completed a lengthy session with his middle-aged chlient during which he had taken her all the way back to her infancy, and now she was anxious to hear what had happened. "Oh'' doctor," she gushed, "when yo took me back t...
한국경제 | 1997.10.30 00:00
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[해외유머] '정때문에'
... fifteen years ago?" "Well, George is a softhearted man. He''s real sorry for the way he treated me when we were married. So every month, he comes back in the middle of the night to apologize!" ======================================================================= ...
한국경제 | 1997.10.27 00:00
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[해외유머] '대학총장의 거취'
The university president, who had just resigned, met with his successor, and handed him three letters numbered one through three. "When you have a crisis," he advised, "open letter number one." A few months later, a crisis arose. The president op...
한국경제 | 1997.10.13 00:00
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[해외유머] '취업난'
... psychology professor placed the following ad in Science magazine: "Animal Behaviorist. Ph. D. Will offer a color TV if hired." A month of waiting brought only one response, from a university research director. The letter said: "What are the dimensions of the TV?" ...
한국경제 | 1997.09.23 00:00
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[해외유머] '미남 정복자 <하>'
... their knees and pleaded with the intruder. "Ravish us if thou will, oh Roman, but spare our faithful old nurse." "Shut thu month," snapped the nurse. "War is war. Let him spare none of us!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- ...
한국경제 | 1997.07.29 00:00