전체뉴스 901-910 / 947건
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[해외유머] '판매원의 상사'
... huose-hunting and coping with high real-estate price. Later, over dinner, they complained to the new supervisor about the exorbitant monthly payment on the house they selected, anticipating a sympathetic reaction. Instead, he said, "That''s just how I like to see my ...
한국경제 | 1998.10.17 00:00
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[해외유머] '세일즈맨의 아내'
... that these buying trips usually involved more than business. She tolerated this particular jaunt for a while, but when the third month rolled by and she''d still seen nothing of her husband but the weekly telegrams, she wired him, "BETTER COME HOME. I''M SELLING ...
한국경제 | 1998.10.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '기생'
... dollars," said the man. "That doesn''t sound like anything to be upset about," said the barten- der. "It should happen to me." "Last month an uncle on my mother''s side passed away," the young man said. "He left me one hundred fifty thousand dolars." "So why are you ...
한국경제 | 1998.09.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '경마광'
A horse-racing enthusiast was reporting on his latest venture. "I went to the track on the 11th day of the 11th month," he said to a buddy, "and I arrived exactly at 11. My son was 11 that day. So I bet all my money on the 11th horse." "And he won?" ...
한국경제 | 1998.08.03 00:00
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[해외유머] '토니의 소원'
The expectant mother was in her seventh month when she decided to break the news to her small son. "Now, Tony," she said, "if you could have your choice, which would you like to have-a little brohter or a little sister?" "Well," said the child, "if ...
한국경제 | 1998.07.03 00:00
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[해외유머] '유곽간판(?)'
Joe who had been on ship for three months could barely contain himself when he got to the local brothel. He was escorted to a room on the top floor, but he couldn''t wait for the whore to lie down. He came up behind her while she was standing. S...
한국경제 | 1998.06.11 00:00
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[해외유머] '재치있는 변론'
A 32-year-old woman was detained for shoplifting from a supermarket. If the items'' retail prices are added up, they come to $101.49, just over the $100 threshold for the felony charge, which can be punished by up to 10 years in prison. But the p...
한국경제 | 1998.06.10 00:00
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[해외신종사업] "5월엔 '꽃무늬 속옷'을 선물하세요"
... 최근 미국에서는 월별로 특이한 속옷 선물세트를 애인이나 친구에게 선물하는 일이 유행처럼 번지고있다. 이 사업으로 짭짤한 재미를 보고있는 업체는 아이오아주 페어필드에 본사를 두고있는 "펜티 오브 더 만스(Panty of the Month)사". 이 회사는 자기만의 특별한 선물로 애인의 마음을 사로 잡으려는 신세대의 심리를 속옷선물로 구체화함으로써 대성공을 거뒀다. 1월에는 재복과 건강, 행복을 기원하는 빨간 색 계통의 속옷세트를 준비했으며 크리스마스가 있는 ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.21 00:00
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[해외유머] '코끼리연구'
... assignment that was given to a multinational group of a dozen zoologists was to write on elephant. The job was to be done within a month. A few days later, a French scholar came up with his paper of twenty odd pages which was entitled ''Sex Life of Elephant.'' ...
한국경제 | 1998.05.07 00:00
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[해외유머] '상사와 부하'
Boss : "I told you to do this two months ago, and you tell me you forgot. What would you do if I forgot to pay you?" Employee : "I would remind you immediately. I wouldn''t wait tow months and then make a big stink." -----------------------------...
한국경제 | 1998.03.28 00:00