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[해외유머] '신부와 목사'
A Baptist minister went to heaven and was told by St.Peter that he would have a Volkswagen for his use. The minister was pleased until he noticed a Catholic priest driving a Cadillac. When he complained, St.Peter explained that the priest had to ...
한국경제 | 1999.03.18 00:00
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[해외유머] 'V자'
The attractive blonde was standing at a busy intersection waiting to cross the street, when she was approached by a handsome young man. "I couldn''t help but notice the V that''s embroidered on your sweater," he said. "Does it stand for Vassar?" ...
한국경제 | 1999.02.22 00:00
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[해외유머] '교회와 유곽'
A traveler stopped at the mining town''s best sporting house for a few hours of pleasure. Looking out of the window, he noticed some men across the street digging the foundation of a church. "What''s going on?" he asked the girl. "Oh, that," she...
한국경제 | 1999.01.11 00:00
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[해외유머] '임기응변'
The soldier was on the rifle range firing at targets as they came into view. Suddenly his rifle jammed, and as he was frantically trying to free the cartridge a target popped up. Thinking he was unable to free his weapon before the target disappe...
한국경제 | 1998.12.30 00:00
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[해외유머] '캐롤의 어머니'
Mrs. Brown pulled Mrs.Green out of earshot of the porch, where Mrs. Green''s lovely young daughter, Carol, sat. "It''s really none of my business," whispered Mrs.Brown, "but have you noticed what your daughter is doing?" "Carol?" Mrs. Green respo...
한국경제 | 1998.12.22 00:00
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[해외유머] '낭패스런 상황'
Two playboys were using adjoining booths in the men''s room at a nitery, when one of them noticed an appalling absence of tissue. "Hey, George," he called, "hand me some paper, will you?" A disturbed voice replied, "Gosh, there isn''t any in here!...
한국경제 | 1998.09.16 00:00
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[해외유머] '퀴즈시리즈'
"Two girls filled out registration forms for summer camp. The registrar noticed that they had the same parents, lived at the same adress. They even had the same date of birth. The only difference was that one was named Kate and the other was Tra...
한국경제 | 1998.09.15 00:00
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[해외유머] '바터 거래'
A lovely French maiden visiting America found herself out of money just as her visa expired. She was in despair until a sailor made her a proposition. "My ship is sailing tonight. I''ll smuggle you aboard, hide you in the hold and provide you wit...
한국경제 | 1998.08.17 00:00
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[해외유머] '엄처시하'
One afternoon the manager of a grocery store noticed a somewhat bewildered man staring vacantly at his shopping list in front of the produce counter. As the manager approached, intending to offer assistance, he noticed printed in large capital le...
한국경제 | 1998.04.28 00:00
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[해외유머] '단체취사'
Answering the phone, the mess sergeant said, "How many more did you say?... You mean we have to prepare for twenty-five more at such short notice?... Anyway, we''ll do our best." "Hey," he shouted to the corporal, "we have to make dinner for twent...
한국경제 | 1998.04.17 00:00