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[비즈니스 유머] 돈많은 남자

Danny:"They say you have broken off your engagement to Nancy." George:"She wouldn't have me." Danny:"Didn't you tell her you have a very rich uncle?" George:"Of course,I did. And I now know money is the only thing that matters to her." Danny:"What ...

한국경제 | 2003.08.19 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 정보수집

..." the bachelor told his confessor, "I made love to a beautiful virgin last night." "That's terrible," the cleric said. "Was it Nancy Goodrich?" "Please don't ask that," the bachelor pleaded. "Was it Casey's girl?" the man of the cloth asked. "I don't want to answer," ...

한국경제 | 2003.07.28 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 정보수집

...수집 "Father,"the bachelor told his confessor,"I make love to a beautiful virgin last night.""That's terrible,"the cleric said."Was it Nancy Goodrich?""Please don't ask that,"the bachelor pleaded."I don't want to answer,"he insisted. Leaving the church,the fellow met ...

한국경제 | 2003.07.27 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 오입쟁이의 아내

They just buried her husband, and Nancy, the widow, was walking to the car with her best friend, Angela. Angela tried to comfort her by saying, "Don't think of what you lost, think of what you gained." Nancy thought and thought and then said, "Well, ...

한국경제 | 2003.07.10 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 낸시의 특기

An elderly playboy asked the madam of the sporting house if he might be in company of Nancy. "Alas," she said, "Nancy is visting her mother. Would you care to see Kate?" "No, thank you," said the old man. "I'll return another day. When do you expect her ...

한국경제 | 2003.04.25 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] 젊은 목사와 노파

...s and started in to reform the natives. Among other things to which he objected was smoking by women. He stopped one day at old Nancy's cabinet and found her enjoying an after-dinner smoke on her pipe "When your time comes to go and you apply for admission at the ...

한국경제 | 2003.02.28 00:00

[천자칼럼] 여성 원내총무

미국 민주당의 낸시 펠로시(Nancy Pelosiㆍ62ㆍ캘리포니아)의원이 미 역사상 처음 여성으로 하원 원내총무(whip)에 선출됐다는 소식이다. 펠로시 의원은 메릴랜드주 볼티모어 출신으로 1962년 워싱턴에 있는 트리니티대학을 나온 뒤 결혼해 다섯 자녀를 키우다 47살 때인 87년 정계에 진출했다. '11ㆍ5 중간선거'에서 당선, 9선 의원이 된 그는 그동안 하원에서 미 중앙정보국(CIA)과 연방수사국(FBI)을 감독하는 정보위원회 야당간사 ...

한국경제 | 2002.11.17 00:00

[비즈니스 유머] '미니스커트'

Julie : "Nice miniskirt, but don't you think it's a little too short?" Nancy : "Why, I want to show off my legs." Julie : "But aren't you worried about guys looking up your skirt?" Nancy : "Well, let them." Julie : "But they can see your panties." ...

한국경제 | 2002.02.21 13:30

LG텔레콤.인터펄스 제휴..휴대폰 멀티미디어 비디오 서비스

... 인터펄스(대표 최재진)와 제휴해 일본의 첨단 동영상 구현기술을 활용한 휴대폰 멀티미디어 비디오 서비스를 제공키로 했다고 19일 밝혔다. 두 회사는 이를 위해 일본 벤처기업인 오피스 노아사의 첨단 동영상기술인 ''낸시 코덱(NANCY Codec)''과 스트리밍기술을 도입,LG텔레콤의 CDMA-2000(IS-95C)망에 적용할 계획이다. 오피스 노아사가 보유한 기술은 무선환경에서 PDA(개인휴대단말기)를 통한 VOD(주문형비디오) 및 실시간 동영상 전송을 가능하게 ...

한국경제 | 2001.02.20 00:00

[해외유머] '독살'

... dinner when he began to cough and choke, horribly. As he gasped his last, he turned to his wife and said, "I''m dying, my dear Nancy, but I have something I must confess to you. I have been unfaithful". Nancy leaned over and said, "I know. That''s why I poisoned you". ...

한국경제 | 2000.08.07 00:00