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[해외유머] '여선생의 항복'
A sweet young school teacher who had always been virtuous was invited to go for a ride in the country with the gym instructor, whom she liked. Under a tree on the bank of a quiet lake, she struggled with her conscience and with the gym instructor and ...
한국경제 | 1999.02.12 00:00
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[해외유머] '법률가와 정치인'
... : "What do you expect to find a doctor doing?" George : "What else but practicing medicine..." Jim : "And you expect to find a teacher..." George : "Teaching school, of course." Jim : "And an engineer..." George : "To be engaged in engineering projects." Jim : "Now, ...
한국경제 | 1999.02.08 00:00
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[해외유머] '마누라대역'
The new school in one of those posh American suburbs had two first- grade teachers. When one of the teachers left on her two-week honeymoon, the other volunteered to teach both classes in her absence. A few weeks later, the newly-weds hosted a ho...
한국경제 | 1999.02.01 00:00
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[해외유머] '주의력테스트'
... wrote it on the blackboard, "32." There was no correction from the classroom. "Very lame in observation," he observed to the teacher in aside, and then to the pupils, "Let us have another number." "48!" shouted a boy. The expert put "84" on the board. Still ...
한국경제 | 1999.01.15 00:00
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[해외유머] '여선생의 일기'
A comely school teacher had saved money for several years and was finally aboard a sleek ocean liner for her long-anticipated trip to Europe. Aboard ship she wrote her diary. "Monday. I felt singularly honored this evening. The captain asked me to ...
한국경제 | 1998.12.15 00:00
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[해외유머] '유치원의 어른 놀이'
The teacher of a kindergarten class set aside part of each day where the tiny tykes could pretend to be grownups. One day she paired off the boys and girls as husbands and wives, then told them to pretend they were at a cocktail party. The kids sipped ...
한국경제 | 1998.11.07 00:00
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[해외유머] '퀴즈시리즈'
"Four girls were talking about Miss Carter, their favorite teacher. One girl thought Miss Carter was at least 27 years old. Another girl suggested that Miss Carter was 31 years old. A third girl was sure Miss Carter was 36, and the fourth girl guessed ...
한국경제 | 1998.08.22 00:00
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[해외유머] '스트레이트'
The teacher asked George, a third-grade boy, to spell "straight". The boy did it without error. "That''s it, George," said the teacher. "Now, can you tell me what that word means?" "Yes, sir," George replied. "It means without water." ---------...
한국경제 | 1998.07.20 00:00
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[해외유머] '광고효과'
One day in school young Johnny wrote on the blackboard, "Johnny is a passionate boy!" The teacher reprimanded him for this act and amde him stay after school for one hour. When he finally left the school that evening, all his friends crowded about ...
한국경제 | 1998.07.10 00:00
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[해외유머] '간음을 할지어다(?)'
The Sunday-school teacher asked her class of youngsters if they could name any of the Ten Commandments, and one kindergarten-aged boy stood up and announced proudly, "Thou shalt not omit adultery." -------------------------------------------------...
한국경제 | 1998.07.08 00:00