전체뉴스 1441-1450 / 1,469건
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[해외유머] '진보주의'
... continued on their way. Only the last little boy to leave the room lingered long enough to murmur, "I beg your pardon." The teacher spoke for the first time. "You''ll have to excuse that last student," she said. "He''s only been in the school for three days." --...
한국경제 | 1998.04.24 00:00
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[해외유머] '상벌'
... died. Years later, his most trusted follower departed this life and upon arriving on the other side, went searching for his old teacher. To his delight, he found him sitting on a large cloud with a beautiful blonde on his lap. "How marvelous!" he exclaimed. ...
한국경제 | 1998.03.17 00:00
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[해외유머] '저축'
... twins, and the husband was in a state of excitement. Father was all smile as he took Johnny to one side. "If you will tell your teacher about it, I''m sure she will give you a day''s holiday," he said. That afternoon Johnny came home radiant. "I don''t have to go ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.23 00:00
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[해외유머] '불쌍한 물고기'
The biology teacher was explaining to his freshman class how fish spawn: "The female fish deposits her eggs. The male fish finds them, fertilizes them and then the baby fish are born." One of the students raised her hand. "You mean that there''s ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.18 00:00
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[해외유머] '상'
...e George came home from school with a new book under his arm. "It''s a prize, mother," he said. "A prize? What for, dear?" "Teacher asked me how many legs an ostrich had and I said three." "But an ostrich has two legs." "I know that now, mother, but the rest ...
한국경제 | 1998.02.09 00:00
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[해외유머] '경영 아이디어'
... going to the third floor. Finally, she asked one of her steadiest clients why. "Well," the man said, "You know how those school-teachers are. They maked you do it over and over again until you get it right." -----------------------------------------------------...
한국경제 | 1998.01.22 00:00
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[해외유머] '조니의 꿍심'
Teacher : Johnny, why are you late? Johnny : Well, there was a man who had lost a dollar bill. Teacher : And you were helping him to look for it? Johnny : No. I was standing on it. 선생 : 조니야, 어째서 지각했어? 조니 : 1달러짜리 지폐를 잃어버린 사람이 있어서.... 선생 : 그러니까 그 사람이 ...
한국경제 | 1997.08.22 00:00
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[해외유머] '부모와의 만남'
... English class, the sixth-graders were asked to write an essay on the subject of "Parents." While going through the papers, the teacher could not help grinning when he came across the following passage in one of the papers: "We get our parents when they are so old ...
한국경제 | 1997.08.12 00:00
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[해외유머] '도덕적 용기'
The Sunday school teacher wanted his class to understand the meaning of moral courage and gave as an instance the case of eight boys sleeping in a dormitory and only one of whom saying prayers. "That was moral courage. Now cna anyone give me another ...
한국경제 | 1997.07.15 00:00
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[해외유머] '백만장자라면'
... ans girls set busily to work-all except one, who sat at his desk doing nothing. "Don''t you know how to answer the question?" the teacher asked the apparently indolent one. "Yes, teacher," was the reply. "This is what I would do if I had a million dollars-nothing". ...
한국경제 | 1997.06.21 00:00