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[해외유머] '천재소년 <하>'
... she asked. "Legs," the boy replied. "What is a four-letter word meaning intercourse?" she continued. "Talk," the boy replied. The teacher turned to the principal. "Well, what should I do?" He drew her aside and whispered, "You better promote him to the fourth grade. ...
한국경제 | 1997.03.07 00:00
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[해외유머] '천재소년 <상>'
The grade school principal dropped into the third grade teacher''s room on the first day of school and asked her how things were going. "One problem, sir," the teacher said. "That little boy in the front row should be in the second grade, but he insists ...
한국경제 | 1997.03.06 00:00
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[해외유머] '지질학 선생'
By way of encouraging his students in the study of geology, the teacher announced that on a specified morning he would classify any interes-ting specimen of stones they might choose of stones they might choose to lay on his desk. On the appointed day, ...
한국경제 | 1996.12.23 00:00
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[해외유머] '창조자'
Knowing that the teacher would be gone ten minutes, one of the prankish youngsters hurried up to the blackboard and sketched a remarkably clever caricature of the teacher. When the latter came back into the room and noticed the drawing, he boomed angrily: ...
한국경제 | 1996.11.23 00:00
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[해외유머] '친밀한 관계'
... than as s speaker, he began by saying, "I can assure you that it is a pleasure for me to be with you today. I have known your teacher a good many years and during that time we have been intimate." There was a titter and he hastily continued, "In a biological ...
한국경제 | 1996.11.01 00:00
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[해외유머] '조니의 아버지'
Teacher : "Johny, you are not doing very well. I want to speak to your father, so tell him to come and see me tomorrow." Johny : "All right, sir. But you will be sorry. You know my father is a doctor and he will charge one hundred dollars for each ...
한국경제 | 1996.10.30 00:00
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[해외유머] '부자유친'
Teacher : "Tell me the truth now, Tom. Who did your home exercise?" Tom : "Father." Teacher : "Quite alone?" Tom : "No, I helped him with it." home exercise : 숙제 ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 선생 - "자아 톰, ...
한국경제 | 1996.10.17 00:00
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[해외유머] '아담과 이브와...'
The Sunday school teacher told her class: "Today I''m going to tell you how the first human was made." A small boy raised his hand and suggested: "We all know about that. Wh also know how the second human was made. We''d rather hear how the third ...
한국경제 | 1996.10.07 00:00
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[해외유머] '조지의 분별력'
Little George came to school one day quite excited. "I''m going to have a baby brother." he told his teacher. "How do you know it''s going to be a brother?" she asked. "Well, do you remember last time my mother was sick, and I got a little baby sister?" ...
한국경제 | 1996.08.23 00:00
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[해외유머] '성경과 진화론'
The Sunday school teacher had just concluded a talk on the creation account as given in Genesis, when one of the children said, "My father says we are descended from monkeys." "After class," replied the teacher, "we will discuss your private family ...
한국경제 | 1996.08.20 00:00