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[비즈니스 유머] 창의력 - Creativity

A soldier serving overseas was enraged when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. A creative fellow, he went out and colleced from his buddies all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundl...

한국경제 | 2013.10.27 21:14 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 수중세계 - Aquatic World

One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatever. The diver went below another 20 feet, but the guy joined him a few minutes later. This confused t...

한국경제 | 2013.10.25 21:20 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 성경 메시지 - Bible Says

A pastor went out to visit his church members. At one of the houses, it was obvious that someone was home, but nobody came to the door even though the preacher kocked several times. Finally, he took out his card, wrote out “Revelation 3:20” on the ba...

한국경제 | 2013.10.17 21:22

[비즈니스 유머] 말 못하는 할머니 - Mute Old Woman

One evening a family brings their mute, elderly mother to a nursing home, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set the frail woman in a chair at a window overlooking a garden. She ...

한국경제 | 2013.09.01 17:09 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 낙서 Graffiti

The teacher walked into the classroom to find the word “penis” chalked in small letters on the board. She was a bit embarrassed, so she didn't say anything, and rubbed it out and went on with class. But the next day when she came in, she found the sa...

한국경제 | 2013.07.31 16:53 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 의사-목사-변호사: Doctor-Minister-Lawyer

An elderly man, 92, summoned the three most important men in his life - his doctor, his minister and his lawyer. “I don't have long to live. So I have summoned you to ask a favor. I'm going to give each of you an envelope with $50,000 inside. When I ...

한국경제 | 2013.07.25 17:48 | 이왈수

"제2회 한경 토씨 '영어 글짱' 가린다"

... 영어쓰기 능력 평가시험이다. 지난 4월 첫선을 보인 이후 학계와 교육계를 중심으로 비상한 관심을 모았다. 그동안 국내 영어능력 평가는 읽기(reading)와 듣기(listening)에 치중돼 있었다. 최근 들어 국내외적으로 쓰기(writing)와 말하기(speaking) 분야의 중요성이 점점 커지면서 토익 스피킹이나 말하기 능력(Opic) 등을 측정하는 시험이 개발, 보급되고 있다. 하지만 영어쓰기 능력을 평가하는 시험은 전무한 실정이었다. 한경 토씨는 단순히 스펠링이나 ...

한국경제 | 2013.07.12 15:38 | 고기완

[비즈니스 유머] 조지의 아버지-George's dad

The class assignment in composition was to write about something unusual that happened during the past week. Little George got up to read his. “Dad fell in the well last week…” he began. “Good heavens,” shrieked Mrs. Baker, the teacher. “Is he all right ...

한국경제 | 2013.05.17 17:24 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 경쟁 - Competition

Two neighboring retailers were in tough competition with electric appliances. One offered electric razors for five dollars - “Price Unbeatable!”, he wrote on his window. The next day, the neighbor wrote on his window: “We repair five-dollar razors.”...

한국경제 | 2013.05.03 17:13 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 말문 닫은 부부 - Silent treatment

An LA couple were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight to China. Not wanting to be the fi...

한국경제 | 2013.04.22 17:15 | 이왈수