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[비즈니스 유머] 비아그라 이전 - Before Viagra

One day, Dick is walking home from school. When he gets home he finds his grandpa sitting on the porch without any pants on. So he goes up to his grandpa and says, “Grandpa, do you realize that you're not wearing any pants?” His grandpa replies, “Yes, ...

한국경제 | 2013.07.29 17:47 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 어린 손녀 - Little Granddaughter

A little girl got on her grandpa's lap and said, “Grandpa, did God make me?” “Yes,” the grandpa replied. “Did God make you too?” “Yes,” the grandpa said. “Well, Grandpa,” the little girl said, while running her fingers down his wrinkles and looking ...

한국경제 | 2013.07.07 17:09 | 이왈수

[BUSINESS HUMOR] 친아버지 外

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Bye-bye, Grandpa.” The father didn't quite know what this meant, but he was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead ...

한국경제 | 2013.06.19 14:13 | MAGAZINE

[비즈니스 유머] 깨진 리듬

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Nancy went to comfort her 95-year-old grandmother. Asked how her grandpa died, granny replied. “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning...” Horrified, Nancy told her ...

한국경제 | 2012.06.24 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 늙은 부부

Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed. Grandma ...

한국경제 | 2012.01.03 00:00 | 이왈수

[비즈니스 유머] 할머니 소원

A boy noticed his grandpa was sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down. "Grandpa, what are you doing?" he exclaimed. The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer. "Grandpa, what are you doing sitting ...

한국경제 | 2011.09.07 00:00 | 편집부17

[비즈니스 유머] 오래된 질문

... here?" Her mother told her, "God sent you." "Did God send you, too?" "Yes, Dear," the mother replied. "What about Grandma and Grandpa?" the child persisted. "He sent them also." "Did he send their parents, too?" "Yes, He did," said the mother patiently. "So you're ...

한국경제 | 2011.06.17 00:00 | 제작조판1

[비즈니스 유머] 마지못해 결혼하는 노익장

... was dead?" "You mean to tell me you're 80 and both your father and your grandfather are alive?" "Not only that my 126-year-old grandpa is getting married next week for the first time." "After 126 years of being a bachelor why on earth does he want get married?" The ...

한국경제 | 2011.02.23 00:00 | 이성구2

[비즈니스 유머] 모리스 할아버지

A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The polite policeman explained that this elderly gentleman said that he was lost in the park… and couldn't find his way home. "Oh Morris," said grandma, "You've been ...

한국경제 | 2010.07.29 00:00 | 제작조판2

[비즈니스 유머] 비아그라가 없던 시절

Johnny asks his grandpa for a bicycle for his birthday, but gets a chemistry set instead. Later that day, the grandpa looks out the window and sees Johnny dipping a worm into a liquid he's concocted. When he pulls the worm out, it's perfectly stiff. ...

한국경제 | 2010.04.06 00:00