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<오늘의 유머영어> 주객전도
... into a seedy-looking restaurant and asked for the proprietor. "I notice a sign outside that you''re serving rabbit stew today. Is it all rabbit?" "Actually it isn''t " the proprietor had to admit. "There''s a little horsemeat in it too." "How much horsemeat?" ...
한국경제 | 1993.09.04 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 해부학
At spring cleaning time, the fraternity house sent all its window curtains off to the laundry. The sorority next door sent over this angry note: "Please drape yourselves, fellas. We don''t need a course in male anatomy." The boys wrote back: "But...
한국경제 | 1993.08.31 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 대화
He : "Is it in ?" She : "Yes." He : "Does it hurt?" She : "No. It feels wonderful." So, she bought the new shoes. ================================= 남자 = "들어갔어요?" 여자 = "그래요" 남자 = "아프지 않아요?" 여자 = "아뇨. 아주 기분좋아요" 해서 여자는 그 구두를 샀다
한국경제 | 1993.08.26 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 의부
Doctor : "So it worries you when your husband talks in his sleep." Housewife : "Yes, doctor, he is so indistinct!" ================================================================= * indistinct : 뚜렷하지 않은, 희미한 =====================================...
한국경제 | 1993.08.25 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 돈벌이 백태
... I''m an author. I once wrote a book entitled `100 ways to Earn Money." Businessman : "Then why are you begging?" Panhandler : "It''s one of the way." ========================================================= * panhandler : (미국어) 거지 * author : 저술가 ===...
한국경제 | 1993.08.24 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 백만장자
Smith : "What would you do if you found a million dollars?" Gilder : "Well, if it was a poor man who lost it, I''d return it." ================================================================= 스미스 : "만일 백만달러를 줍는다면 어떻게 하시겠습니까?" 길 더 : "글쎄 올시다. 돈 임자가 ...
한국경제 | 1993.08.19 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 화대
... thirty hundred dollars." "Although we need the funds very badly, " replied the minister, "I refuse to accept tainted money." "Take it, Reverend," a male voice from the back shouted, "it''s our money, anyway." ========================================================= ...
한국경제 | 1993.08.11 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 양민
It had taken Ezra all morning to tow the tourist''s car into town behind his team of mules, and when he got back his wife asked him what he charged. "Three dollars," said Ezra. "Guess it wasn''t too much. He didn''t kick up and fuss." "Three dollars? ...
한국경제 | 1993.08.06 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 건망증
... absentminded professor came home soaking wet. "I forgot to take my umbrella this morning," he told his wife. "When did you miss it?" she asked. "When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped." ===================================================...
한국경제 | 1993.08.04 00:00
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<해외유머> >>> 선심 <<<
... A frenchman on a walking tour of England met an old farmer who told him that the next town was only 5 miles away when, in fact, it was 15. When they met again, the Frenchman complained of the deception. "I only did it," said the farmer, "to spur you on." ...
한국경제 | 1993.07.29 00:00