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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 불행중다행
... her husband never listened to her anymore, Mary decided to shake him up a little. That night when he came home she sobbed, "Oh, it was terrible. Sixteen young hoodlums broke into the house, tied me to the bed, and one by one they raped me." When the husband ...
한국경제 | 1992.11.27 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 명의
... bed. I get up and there''s never anyone there. When I get under the bed then I get the idea there is someone on top of the bed. It''s driving me out of my mind. The psychiatrist thought he could help the man if the patient would agree to two visits a week at ...
한국경제 | 1992.11.24 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 20만회
... the world with triplets, was resting at the hospital when Mrs. Hugh came to call. "Trkplets!" exclaimed Mrs.Hugh. "Believe me it''s a wonderful thing, having one''s family all at once. "You know," said Mrs.Kelly, "the doctor says it happens only once in ...
한국경제 | 1992.11.19 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 타인의 아내
... decided to let members bring their wives in once a month," was the reply. "I''m not married. Could I bring my girl friend?" "I think it might be all right," the owner said, "provided she''s the wife of a member." -----------------------------------------------...
한국경제 | 1992.11.18 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 품 평
Dick''s wife had to leave the town to visit her sick mother and stayed on and on. Dick had been without it about as long as he could go, so he called Harry, one of his partners, and asked if he could borrow Harry''s wife, which he would repay later ...
한국경제 | 1992.11.13 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `약 장 사'
" Has putting that lunch counter helped your business ? " asked Jones of the druggist. " It has about tripled the sale of digestive tablets, " he replied. ____________________________________________________________________ * lunch counter :(미국) 간이식당이 ...
한국경제 | 1992.11.11 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `추 태'
... the bleeding so he went to the bathroom and got to work. Next morning his wife accused him of coming home drunk, but he denied it. At last she said: "If you were sober last night, how did all that adhesive tape happen to get on the bathroom mirror ?" _...
한국경제 | 1992.11.07 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 검약
An old farmer was once asked by a young man how it was he had become so rich. " It is a long story," said the old man, "and while I''m telling it we may as well save the candle." And he put it out. "You need not tell story," said the youth "I understand." ...
한국경제 | 1992.11.05 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > `기 지'
... said the missionary. "You wouldn''t like me." He took out his pocket-knife, sliced a piece from the calf of his leg, and handed it to the chief. "Try it and see for yourself," he urged. The chief took one bite, grunted, and spat. The missionary remained on the ...
한국경제 | 1992.10.31 00:00
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< 오늘의 영어유머 > 수수께끼
... State Building?" asked someone. Every racked his brains, but in vain. "The answer is a wooden horse." "Yes, But how does it jump as high as the Empire State Building?" "The Empire State Building can''t jump." ______________________________________...
한국경제 | 1992.10.30 00:00